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Two guys leave the Double Eagle. One points out a mattress on the sidewalk. "Why is that mattress on the sidewalk?" The second person who is visibly drunk says, "The real question is why isn't it in the middle of the road?" He starts to drag the matress into Cross Street. The first person pulls it back onto the sidewalk. They part ways and go home.

Adam left a message on my voice mail asking to barrow my camera. When I returned his call to say it wouldn’t be a problem he asked me if I wanted to hang out. I told him no because my room was so messy that it was worthy of a photo and I had to clean it up. I like a little clutter. I feel like a dog that pisses on a tree to mark its’ territory. You ( Read more... )

"When you walk in there you have to act like you own the place."
"I have to act like I am god's gift to..."
"You have to act like your god's gift to goddamn everything. You have to act like you're god."
A normaly modest friend explains how she got a 4.0 while working full time at mental health.

I am going to come right out and admit it. There are a few words and terms that I don’t fully understand the definitions of but I use them anyway to sound smart. I guess. Here is a list of five words that if I use you can call me out.

5. Existentialism

4. Deconstructing

3. Ayn Radian

2. Post modern

1. krunk

The idea of something worth dying for seems absurd to me but everyday I put my life on the line for something I believe in. I don’t even think about it. When I have the right of way I can’t help but cross the street. It doesn’t mater how fast those automobiles are barreling down the road. Do you see those white stripes that means slow down buddy.

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