Sometimes it hurts being a moron

[roboticminotaur]

While you sit and read,
suddenly you might realize:
you've left your toaster oven burning.
And a voice might come to you in your haste,
advising that you jump over your coffee table
(rather than walk around);
although the table faces you longways,
and the tabletop is glass.

Don't listen,
Don't listen,
Don't listen to that voice

Comments

[tamijoh]

::pit pat pit pat::

poor moron friend carl.

we all still love you though...we now think less of you, but still love you! ;]

ooooo and if i get this job that i applied for that im trying really hard not to tell anyone about bc im afraid of jinxing myself but im way too excited and keep mentioning little things like this and will assuredly blame my failure at acquiring said job on said things as this youll be super excited my owl loving friend! gah!

[roboticminotaur]

we now think less of you

You mean I wasn't at rock bottom already?

...

Excellent!

Owl-related job possibilities???? oooOOOOOoooh! Too bad for you they probably only hire hot redheads You're a shoe-in!

nice choice of icon

[cindylou]

I received a rather large steroid shot in the bum today (either for a] severe sinus infection or b] a migrane) so I guess this makes us brothers and sisters in posterior pain. Though yours sounds much worse.

Hope you feel better and got all of the glass out!

Re: nice choice of icon

[roboticminotaur]

Steroid shots??? If it works it works I suppose, only now you'll never qualify for either Olympic Sinus Infection Reduction or Migraine Elimination. You coulda been a contenda.

I hope it did work!

[disastronaut]

Ow

[roboticminotaur]

[roboticminotaur]

mental health is a decision

[tamijoh]

is that a heart shaped box of chocolates hanging on your wall?

so either youve got a forest gump fetish or a wit and hankering for lines in nirvana songs!?!?

thingy pretty and shiny, could stare at all day.

Tami

[roboticminotaur]

is that a heart shaped box of chocolates hanging on your wall?

Nononono. Why would anyone do that?

Clearly, that is the lid from a heart shaped box of chocolates.

It hides a nasty stain that's lying there.

Really.

Thank you, I also like my shiny. I think if i stare at it long enough, it will start spinning and glowing and chanting!