Longest Live Journal Entry Ever.

[robotjesus]

Dammit! My real life is getting in way of my Internet fantasy life! What the hell is wrong with me? To all of my faithful fans, I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, I know that reading about my pathetic existence is the only way you can feel better about yourselves and your sad attempts at living. Again, because I know some of my readers ride the

Comments

[anonymous]

have u given up on livejournal?

hey

[anonymous]

UPDATE YOU STUPID SONOFABITCH! UPDATE NOW!!!!

I want you inside me..

[bnowell40z]

If you dont update, then the only thing I'll have to masturbate to is Afternoon Delight by the Starland Vocal Band, now where the hell is the fun in that?

im killing myself

[anonymous]

seriously you need to update this journal you little bitch otherwise my life will be over

FUCKIN UPDATE

[anonymous]

what the hell ....... whats the point in having one of these if u dont use it?! .... cmon now ... ur life interests me ... keep fuckin writing ass