first off: i'm fucking bloated. i don't care what a girl will tell you, it's not just a girl thing. kyle made this big uproar about me never eating with him(because he likes mcdonalds and pizza, a lot), and so we went to outback for dinner. where i ate a bit of that bloomin' onion thing, and lots of bread, and then a huge caesar salad(minus caesar ( Read more... )

to appease natalye ( Read more... )

fuck ( Read more... )

It is no secret to those around me that I tend to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. This applies to just about every aspect of my life: whether it be the discovery of my first(and thankfully only) dead man on the streets of downtown Norfolk, or if it's just being the one person who runs over the only nail in the parking lot of Busch Gardens ( Read more... )

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ew. i don't like how this widget displays the music i'm listening to ( Read more... )

i am at work listening to the beach boys and not talking to anyone ( Read more... )

hello ( Read more... )

in an unexpected twist ( Read more... )

alright ( Read more... )