Well, from all reports I missed less than nothing at InFest this year. I actually doubt I'll ever go again, probably go to reading next year ( Read more... )

Oi Yanks! Well, californians.

Might be going to LA next year for my birthday with some friends. Wheres a good place to get a holiday house near the beach for 8-12 people? We don't need it to be posh, but we do need it to be BIG and have a Jacuzzi. IS Venice Beach a good idea? Malibu seems a bit frigid. All help appreciated.

I've done a cover version of 'All That She Wants' by Ace of Base. Go Me!
It's on our MySpace
http://www.myspace.com/jetstreamlovers

I've started an LJ community to cover any news, discussions etc for our new band JETSTREAM LOVERS

http://community.livejournal.com/jetstreamlovers

Go join, and then in 2 years when we're headlining Reading you can say "Yeah, whatever, I've known about them for YEARS!"

CAT FOR SALE: 1p

This cat is faulty, and thus is sold 'as is', NO RETURNS.

Oh good lord here comes RABBIT flu now.
We're running out of animals! In 5 years the BBC website is going to be full of stern warnings about the imminent threat of Mongoose Flu and Okapi Measles!

Bodycount motherfucker!

I got wee on my phone last night but it's Ok again now.

I wanna go see SNAKES ON A PLANE today, but Rosie doesn't want to go! I don't think she understands the premise. You see , there's this one plane, and it's like fucking FULL of SNAKES! And everyone's like oh man! this plane is FULL of SNAKES!

Edy's suggestion of GOATS ON A BOAT would actually be a brilliant sequel

As of today I'm off work for three weeks! WOOP ( Read more... )