bad jokes are the #1 killer in America

[robotoloco]

It rained

I lost my wallet

Found my wallet but

my car wouldn’t start

Car got a jump and Cass and I headed to Corpus

The rain stopped and the sun came out as we arrived in CC

Brit and I had many glorious dance parties

Met new people and I got sick from drinking too many double shot espresso drinks

Temple and Hall of Champions are nothing compared to

Comments

[myliquidcure]

goddamnit i hate being dead, i think this is the 987549th time you've killed me this year.

[robotoloco]

I kill you because I care. What friend would i be if i let you live after you made such a terrible joke about cursive? Not a very good one :)

You and Brit need to come to Austin for a few days whenever theirs a school break. We'll paint the town red and other bright colors.

its lil cri

[anonymous]

you want to hang out with me and scott this weekend? also can i get victors number from you?

Re: its lil cri

[robotoloco]

I can't do anything this weekend but call me sometime this week