w/ever what/e.

[robust_hiney]

OHHHH shitson. WELL, I'M LEAVING WILLIAMSBURG TOMORROW. 7 years, williamsburg. i'm gonna miss the way you never remembered to put the toilet seat down. hey, dudes. have you ever not looked before you sat on the toilet and then the whole toilet seat is down and its weird cause you didnt expect to be sitting on like, a chair. i have

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[yourdadishot]

I'LL GIVE YOU SO MANY CALLS YOU WON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THEM. YOU'LL HAVE TO LIKE, SHOVE SOME OF THEM UP YOUR BUTT, OR UNDER YOUR BED.

new slang always reminds me of you and me and bud standing around in the rockshop all dark and we are all almost crying and it freaks me out how much i miss that jank.

NEWW SLANG, WHEN YOU NOTICE THE TOILET SEAT IS DOWN. that has happened to me! it feels so strange on the butt cheeks 'cause i expect them to be suspended over the ocean of toilet water. Y'KNOW?

yeah, well, whatever.

williamsburg has been good to you. cheeburg, sno 2 go, vincent, miss crowder, that statue sitting on a bench, the oh so blue talon, plan 9, movie scene, BYRON, FESTHOUSE!!!!!!, patrick mcsean henry irish mall!!!1 ETC.

[_droplette_]

I'm sure Will.I.amsburg will write to you. Also, New York (just from stereotypes sake) seems basically like it has a billion more potential points. Although it does not have Bush Gardenias. It does, however, have a million other things.

Tell me your new adddddress and I will send you things to put on your boardin'school wall.

[robust_hiney]

<3 YOU GUYSZZZZZZz. i dont know the address yet but when i do know it, you'll be getting a dingaling. for sure. sure like hungry jack hungry sure.

[kilgorexxtrout]

oh (go)nad(s)ia, you will be close. i will make an effort to visit you.