too fake or afraid to let people know the real you? then take a bunch of internet quizes and make yourself look good!

p.s. in case you couldnt tell, i was being ironic.

sorry. i havent been myself lately.

shit, i dont miss me anyway.
in fact. im not sorry.

Halloween, my most favorite of hollidays, is upon us.
this year, i decided that i wouldnt dress, however, i decided to get in the spirit.
but what should i be?
after some hard thinking, i narrowed down my choices to three.

1. Jack Skellington (nightmare before christmass)
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today, Reverend Philmore Domino is a free man. that is correct! my case was thrown out the window ( Read more... )

and yesterday, as my life flashed before my eyes, i realized what it's all about.

its now after 3 am. the cat has not left my deck yet.

it all started about 4 days ago. i looked outside, and i saw a cat GANG FIGHT in my garage. there was four cats involved, and they were beating the proverbial shit out of each other ( Read more... )

you didnt think i would just LEAVE on that self pitiful note, would you ( Read more... )

last night i drove the getaway car to a gang-beatdown.
we went to doctor funz emporium.
the gang got violent with each other.
we escaped before something happened to us.

Thank you, Lindsay,

Boo, Dave.