The Most Bachelor Dinner Ever

[roby_panther]

How to Make The Most Bachelor Dinner Ever -

Scrambled Eggs & Cheese By Roby Panther

1.) While playing WOW with friends, realize it's 10 PM and you forgot to eat.
2.) Open fridge to find it nearly void of food as you have neglected to go to the grocery store.
3.) See that you have a carton of eggs available.
4.) The carton is 4 days past the sell by

Comments

[brodycatsmouth]

Sounds familiar...15 YEARS AGO

[roby_panther]

LOL. I actually can cook pretty decently, at least from a following the recipe perspective. This was just the result of con travel and being busy at work.

[brodycatsmouth]

...and WOW. ;)

(TF2 for me)

Oh that is scary

[jugularjaguar]

I thought you were just joking. See what happens when you test the water of being a canine???

Re: Oh that is scary

[roby_panther]

Those darn dogs will eat anything, won't they?

[roby_panther]

Yeah. I'm actually aware of this, and have used eggs more beyond the date than 4 days. The statement was mainly for comic effect.

[quasiskunk]

If you had a cereal bowl clean...next time a big bowl of Frosted Flakes works well for dinner too XD

[roby_panther]

Did you not catch the first step about not having been to the grocery store? No cereal avaialble. No milk either, which meant the scrambled eggs were truly just scrambled eggs. ;)

[quasiskunk]

*chuckles* Well, yeah, I saw that...

All I can think of is :
"I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Sausages and Spam"
"Sausages are off"
"Ahh...well then I'll just have Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam and Spam then"
*Cue Vikings*

XD

[roby_panther]

Hush before I toss the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at you. ;)

[electropaw]

I can actually relate to some of this! :p

Yay for single life..