Pretty damn childish.

Why would you do that?

"It Sounds Prettier in Spanish," Name Taken

And they say, let's go this way ( Read more... )

Me: So wait, where are you going to golf for that event?
Dad: Pauma Valley.
[pause]
Me: [holding up bottle of ranch dressing] Is that near Hidden Valley?
Dad: [laughing] No, but it's near STUPID Valley.
Me: Is that where you grew up?
Dad: It's where you're going to college...
Mom: [Almost in tears, laughing uncontrollably and making small squeaksIt ( Read more... )

Note to self: Stop documenting days you don't want to remember ( Read more... )

I don't really remember it... There was some sort of party and a couple of the people I went to Europe with were there... People were playing electric guitars and someone was playing bass... Ori was one of the people playing guitar, along with Andrea, a girl I went to Europe with... uhh... Selena was there, for sure, and Julio played some sort of ( Read more... )

Ferris: Cameron's never been in love. At least no one's ever been in love with him. If things don't change for him, he's gonna marry the first girl he lays. And she's gonna treat him like shit because he's gonna kiss her ass for giving him what he's built up in his mind as the end-all, be-all of human existence. She won't respect him because you ( Read more... )

I definitely didn't expect that..

Thanks.

I'm not even sure if you read this.. Last time I checked, you said you didn't. But just in case.... thank you.

Thank you to all who wished me a happy birthday, and thank you to Selena and Ori for my awesome gifts!

It still doesn't feel like my birthday........=/ !

Oh fuck, I totally know what I want to do this weekend for my birthday... I want to find that fondue restaurant I went to last year.....unf++

Happy birthday to me.....

I swear, I was just TALKING about this movie, too..



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