write the salacious book.
First of all, this website is inadvertently hilarious. Or frightening/infuriating, depending on your mood.
But! This page of the website is the best. Seriously.
I want to write a book that meets ALL these criteria:
Does the book contain any violent content? Y/N
If yes, underline the type(s):
Fights
Beatings
War
Torture of people
Torture of animals
Hangings/executions
Other (describe)
A war between people and animals, in which they beat, torture, hang and execute each other. Babies are eaten by pit bulls. Pit bulls are eaten by babies. Cats and owls are gay for each other OMG THEIR LOVE IS SO FORBIDDEN.
For each type checked above indicate frequency of occurrences using following as a guide:
Few: 1 or 2 times
Some: 3 - 5 times
Many: more than 5 times
Hell, it happens every other page, man.
For each type checked above also indicate level of vividness/graphicness using the following as a general guide:
Basic (B): cut off his head
Graphic (G): cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor
Very graphic (VG): cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor, splattered on wall and head bounced on the floor
Extremely graphic (EG): cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor, splattered on wall and head bounced on the floor and his brains slowly oozed out onto the carpet in a purple gray mass
How about Preposterously Fucking Graphic (PFG): cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor, splattered on wall and head bounced between a coke-snorting topless waitress's thighs and gave her really excellent cunnilingus!!! *GUITAR SOLO* and it was FUCKING SWEET, DUDE!!!
Does the book contain any sexual content? Y/N/Fuck yes
If yes, underline the type(s):
Kissing
Breast descriptions
Breast touching
Sex organ contact
Consensual
Non-consensual
Outside marriage
Within marriage
Sexual assault
Rape
Gang rape
Violence exciting someone sexually
Sadomasochist
Masturbation
Homosexual
Erections
Wet dreams
Bestiality
Pedophilia
Necrophilia
Oral sex
Anal sex
Other (describe)
So then a moose with six dicks totally boned a Transformer while it was trying to turn into a car. And it was a TOTALLY sweet car, dude. Then the moose came all over the car's face. Moose bukkake, duuuude!!! rawk on!!!1!!one!!
For each type checked above indicate frequency of occurrences using following as a guide:
Few: 1 or 2 times
Some: 3 - 5 times
Many: more than 5 times
Dude. Even Larry Flynt threw it across the room after two pages.
For each type checked above also indicate level of vividness/graphicness using the following as a general guide:
Basic (B): large breasts
Graphic (G): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts
Very graphic (VG): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples
Extremely graphic (EG): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples covered with glistening sweat and bite marks
How about Insanely Russ Meyer-Style Graphic (IRMSG): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples that if you turn them, your stereo speakers go up to 11 and totally break every window with rawkin' Judas Priest duuuuuuuuuuuudez!!!eleven!!
Does the book contain any Family Life related content? Y/N
If yes describe any Family Life content not covered under sex or violence above (e.g. abortion, suicide, euthanasia, birth control, drugs, alcohol):
So then a walrus had an abortion and committed suicide, falling dead onto its mother which constitutes euthanasia because its mother was having a life-threatening pregnancy, which also constitutes birth control, and also the walrus's mother was a total crack whore who liked daquiris.
Does the book contain any religious degradation or slurs? Y/N
If yes provide brief description/summary:
Jesus gets ass-fucked by seventeen retarded atheists. He forgives them, though, so it's cool.
Does the book contain any foul language? Y/N/Shit, Yeah
If yes, provide summary of which words and frequency of use:
shit, fuck, asshole, asshat, cunt, republican, "fuck my cunt with a piece of shit," hundreds of others
But! This page of the website is the best. Seriously.
I want to write a book that meets ALL these criteria:
Does the book contain any violent content? Y/N
If yes, underline the type(s):
Fights
Beatings
War
Torture of people
Torture of animals
Hangings/executions
Other (describe)
A war between people and animals, in which they beat, torture, hang and execute each other. Babies are eaten by pit bulls. Pit bulls are eaten by babies. Cats and owls are gay for each other OMG THEIR LOVE IS SO FORBIDDEN.
For each type checked above indicate frequency of occurrences using following as a guide:
Few: 1 or 2 times
Some: 3 - 5 times
Many: more than 5 times
Hell, it happens every other page, man.
For each type checked above also indicate level of vividness/graphicness using the following as a general guide:
Basic (B): cut off his head
Graphic (G): cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor
Very graphic (VG): cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor, splattered on wall and head bounced on the floor
Extremely graphic (EG): cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor, splattered on wall and head bounced on the floor and his brains slowly oozed out onto the carpet in a purple gray mass
How about Preposterously Fucking Graphic (PFG): cut off his head, blood gushed onto floor, splattered on wall and head bounced between a coke-snorting topless waitress's thighs and gave her really excellent cunnilingus!!! *GUITAR SOLO* and it was FUCKING SWEET, DUDE!!!
Does the book contain any sexual content? Y/N/Fuck yes
If yes, underline the type(s):
Kissing
Breast descriptions
Breast touching
Sex organ contact
Consensual
Non-consensual
Outside marriage
Within marriage
Sexual assault
Rape
Gang rape
Violence exciting someone sexually
Sadomasochist
Masturbation
Homosexual
Erections
Wet dreams
Bestiality
Pedophilia
Necrophilia
Oral sex
Anal sex
Other (describe)
So then a moose with six dicks totally boned a Transformer while it was trying to turn into a car. And it was a TOTALLY sweet car, dude. Then the moose came all over the car's face. Moose bukkake, duuuude!!! rawk on!!!1!!one!!
For each type checked above indicate frequency of occurrences using following as a guide:
Few: 1 or 2 times
Some: 3 - 5 times
Many: more than 5 times
Dude. Even Larry Flynt threw it across the room after two pages.
For each type checked above also indicate level of vividness/graphicness using the following as a general guide:
Basic (B): large breasts
Graphic (G): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts
Very graphic (VG): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples
Extremely graphic (EG): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples covered with glistening sweat and bite marks
How about Insanely Russ Meyer-Style Graphic (IRMSG): large, voluptuous bouncing breasts with hard nipples that if you turn them, your stereo speakers go up to 11 and totally break every window with rawkin' Judas Priest duuuuuuuuuuuudez!!!eleven!!
Does the book contain any Family Life related content? Y/N
If yes describe any Family Life content not covered under sex or violence above (e.g. abortion, suicide, euthanasia, birth control, drugs, alcohol):
So then a walrus had an abortion and committed suicide, falling dead onto its mother which constitutes euthanasia because its mother was having a life-threatening pregnancy, which also constitutes birth control, and also the walrus's mother was a total crack whore who liked daquiris.
Does the book contain any religious degradation or slurs? Y/N
If yes provide brief description/summary:
Jesus gets ass-fucked by seventeen retarded atheists. He forgives them, though, so it's cool.
Does the book contain any foul language? Y/N/Shit, Yeah
If yes, provide summary of which words and frequency of use:
shit, fuck, asshole, asshat, cunt, republican, "fuck my cunt with a piece of shit," hundreds of others