One part advertisement, one part action post, and one part love fail.

[rock_breeder]

Valentine's day is coming up, all you painfully single ladies and gentlemen of Mayfield! Of course, it's the perfect time to express your feelings to that special someone you just couldn't bear to tell on any other day! Because of this, Brock's baked goods and dating service will be having specials all week long, including our homemade chocolates

Comments

[crazyclownwoman]

What's the point of Valentines day if my Mr. J ain't here?

[rock_breeder]

Is he in your heart?

[crazyclownwoman]

No he's in Gotham.

[rock_breeder]

You could always try mailing something to him, though I doubt anything can get out of this city...

[crazyclownwoman]

Nah, this place isn't even the same world as mine. We'd be swamped in people tryn' ta find us if we were.

[rock_breeder]

I suppose you're right.

I'll bet that delivering a few pies to the people around town would make you happy, though. *he chuckles*

[crazyclownwoman]

.....

I do like pies. Is that a job offer?

[rock_breeder]

*not completely innocent*

Well, I have all these Banana Creme Pies that will go to waste if no one eats them. I would love it if you would help me give back to our community.

[crazyclownwoman]

I suppose I could. It depends though, what's in it for me?

[rock_breeder]

Hrm...You can keep what you don't use, free of charge.

[crazyclownwoman]

Deal!

[You're supplying a psychotic clown woman with a large supply of banana cream pies...]

[rock_breeder]

[Brock is very aware of this, and figures it'll make her happy and keep her from doing any real harm, so he's fine with it.

Plus, it'll be fun to watch.]

I'm going to have to do a post with Harley handing out pies now :D

[crazyclownwoman]

So what's the job de-tails?

[She seems a great deal more chearful]

Do it do it do it 8D

[rock_breeder]

I should have just enough pies for 3 blocks worth of families right now, and I can always make more. I'll have Sudowudo bring a wagon over for you, and tell it to help you with the deliveries.

You really can't miss him, he looks like a small walking tree.

Goes off to write post...:P

[crazyclownwoman]

Sounds great!

[...evil plotting or boredom? Even she doesn't know. :)

Also when Sudowudo comes over, she's going to gush about how neat he is. Because walking tree's are awesome!]