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Blistex is what I need
Canker sores are annoying enough to warrant an expletive in their honour. That expletive shall be, SPLUCHKSHUCK (a la Mme Dietert). Because of canker sores, I have not done my biology homework in full completeness. I have also found my cookies and milk quite painful.
Other things Canker Sores Ruined- I am probably still virgin (thanks to canker ( Read more... ) -
All of THIS is done on weekends
haven't posted here in a while for obvious reasons (my computer has parental controls blocking it) and so obviously, i'm using mawi's mac to post here ( Read more... ) -
from the adriano's house.
As it turns out, the new guitar hero game has the Trogdor song. Somehow, I lose respect for homestarrunner.com for becoming too mainstream but the song gains so much cool points from its appearance in a big videogame that my respect for it doesn't even matter. The adriano's computer proofreads everything i'm writing. furck. hott. jugglesd. These ( Read more... ) -
my little brother knows the password to my dad's account
Hmmm.... alot has been goin on lately.
My search for love is finally coming to fruition!
Thanks to Teal's matchmaking skills, I may have finally found the one!
Academics are quite stressing, but I find that humming to oneself whilst crying softly is a sure fire cure for brain cramps!
I actually went to homecoming!
I want to get laid!
Dash Dot Dot Dash!
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Good news... and dont forget to thaw the chicken breasts
This time tomorrow, the idiocy concerning my application will be fixed.
"In the meantime"
• × •I N F O R M A T I O N • × •
Name: Paolo
Single or taken: Singular
Sex: Bastard
Birthday: 5 august
Sign: leonardo
Siblings: 3 others
Hair colour: black
Eye colour: dark chocolate shit
Height: 5'8"
• × • R E L A T I O N S H I P S • × •
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UF Application Essay
Describe a meaningful event, experience or accomplishment in your life and how it will affect your college experience or your contribution to the UF campus community.
I spent nearly an hour thinking about that most prized event in anyone’s life that affects them far into adulthood and beyond. For some people, that moment would be their first camping ( Read more... ) -
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I've started writing my UF application essay ( part of the back up plan in case USAFA is too good for dumb, unfit me).
I just realized that a biology worksheet is due tomorrow. If I don't start working on it, I am royally eh-screwed. Despite how this may sound, I am in quite an unnaturally unpleasant mood. Today was Pastor Appreciation Day and the ( Read more... ) -
Gainesville
I like that place.
Mawi is never home for long enough. Less than 72 hours ago, she just got here. At least we got to drive her back though.
I'm in quite an intimate mood.