Side effects include loss of reality, odd sexual behavior, and general lack of judgement?

[rock_breeder]

La la laaaaa~

Don't worry, family, I'll drive this flu off with good old fashioned cooking~

[Brock has been busy, busy, busy, off in his own little world, seemingly.  Somehow unfazed by any suffering his family is going through, he treats them as if they're sick with no more than a common cold. He's cooked up the most delicious chicken soup you'll

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[wizardoftheweek]

I'm not leaving my room.

[rock_breeder]

H-hey, come on, now, Pachi-chan...

At least try some soup for good ol' Brock-o...

[Brock is standing outside your door with delicious soup. What do you do?]

[wizardoftheweek]

Please don't call me that...

-Well, the soup does smell good... but she'd really rather stay locked away from craziness.-

[rock_breeder]

[Brock sighs, looking at the family photos adorning the walls of the hallways. He knows they're all fake, and yet...at least, in said photos, Patchouli looked like she was having fun. The girl needed exposure! It wasn't like it would kill her to leave her room for once.]

...

[It's no good. He can't bring himself to force her out. Instead he sets the soup down in front of the door. ]

...All right. I'm leaving you soup in front of your door, if you don't eat it quickly, it's gonna get all cold and nasty.

...Pachi-chan. Don't spend all your time locked up in your room, all right? If nothing else, spend a bit of time with the rest of us in the house...I don't even think I've talked to you face to face yet.

[bustydefense]

I take it you're feeling all right?

[rock_breeder]

I feel...I feel...

...so wonderful, just hearing your lovely voice, Mia-san!

This flu hasn't affected you, has it? I'd be glad to bring you some homemade Harrison family secret recipe chicken noodle soup!

[bustydefense]

Why thank you. I'm perfectly healthy, actually, and have been busy making everyone else soup as well.

[braided_icarus]

I better NOT find you trying anyting with Mom!

I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN!

[rock_breeder]

No promises, little man. Lately she's been looking so goregous, so lovely...A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, after all!

[braided_icarus]

WHAT?! NO WAY! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

STOP TALKING ABOUT MOM LIKE THAT, YOU PERV!

[rock_breeder]

Ah, the feel of Trisha-san's soft skin is so lovely...I really should ask her how she keeps it so smooth and soft...

[he's just joking around a bit, messing with Ed's head.]

[xerxesalchemist]

... That wouldn't be Trisha Elric, would it?

[and he somehow magically figured out how to work his phone when he heard that message]

[rock_breeder]

Why yes, yes it would be. The lovely woman that Mayfield has seen fit to grace me with living here. I believe her kids are here, too, an Edward and Alphonse, though they're in seperate houses.

...who might you be?

[xerxesalchemist]

Her husband.

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[rock_breeder]

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