One part advertisement, one part action post, and one part love fail.

[rock_breeder]

Valentine's day is coming up, all you painfully single ladies and gentlemen of Mayfield! Of course, it's the perfect time to express your feelings to that special someone you just couldn't bear to tell on any other day! Because of this, Brock's baked goods and dating service will be having specials all week long, including our homemade chocolates

Comments

[wizardoftheweek]

... Dating service.

[rock_breeder]

...Y-you think it's a bad idea, Patchi?

[wizardoftheweek]

It's a terrible idea.

[rock_breeder]

Why is it a bad idea? I know nearly every pretty girl in town.

[Voice]

[pallidhues]

...Excuse me, sir?

Re: [Voice]

[rock_breeder]

...What can I do for you, miss?

[pallidhues]

If... it's not too much trouble, um... what's 'Valentine's Day'?

[rock_breeder]

It's a holiday that celebrates the relationships between two or more people via cards and sweets and presents, as well as a cosmic reminder to single people that they are single.

[crazyclownwoman]

What's the point of Valentines day if my Mr. J ain't here?

[rock_breeder]

Is he in your heart?

[crazyclownwoman]

No he's in Gotham.

[rock_breeder]

You could always try mailing something to him, though I doubt anything can get out of this city...

[the_wee_big_hag]

What is Valentines day exactly?

[rock_breeder]

It's a holiday that celebrates the relationships between two or more people via cards and sweets and presents, as well as a cosmic reminder to single people that they are single.

[the_wee_big_hag]

I see. [A cosmic reminder...a strange choice of words]

And I take it being single would be considered a bad thing?

[rock_breeder]

That depends entirely on how much you value human contact. Some people are loners by choice...

*sigh*

And some are just unlucky.

[thechoreography]

Do you think it would be all right to give something to those that are just friends? I haven't been here that long, so I haven't gotten a chance to have that kind of a relationship with anyone.

[rock_breeder]

Nothing starts a good relationship like a box of sweets.

[thechoreography]

Excellent! I'm trying to think of what I'll need. Maybe just five boxes of chocolate. Just in case I make a few more friends before the week is up.