Taxes? What's all this?

[rock_breeder]

Taxes, huh? This shouldn't be that hard....Lessee, I'll put mine here, Saber-chans over there...Patchi-chan can go here...Becca-chan over there...

*scribbling*

Hrm...

*scribbling*

...

Hrrrrrn!

*furious scribbling!*

Uwaaaaaagh! *he falls backwards in the chair, feet twitching in the air.* ...T-too much...

Comments

[wizardoftheweek]

... Why are you even bothering?

[rock_breeder]

Well, this stuff's important, you know? The government needs to know how much we earn and such so it can attribute funds towards programs to better our lives...

[Brock has no idea what taxes are for, he's reading that off one of the forms on the table.]

[wizardoftheweek]

That's a load of rubbish and you know it.

[rock_breeder]

...maybe. But what do you think might happen if we don't fill em out?

[clockwrkangel]

[One look at the forms and Becca is close to tears.]

.......

I can't even do basic =math=.....

[rock_breeder]

H-hey, no need to worry, Becca-chan. I'll take care of yours...and you don't make money anyway, so your forms should be pretty easy...I think...

*scribble, scribble*

...I can claim you as a dependant, right?

[clockwrkangel]

Okay...or I can try and get Denmark to do them for me... Did you hear? He's doing them for everybody if you pay...

Yeah, I think? Sure.

[rock_breeder]

Denmark knows how to do these things? That's great!

...I wonder what he's charging...

ENTIRE HOUSE THREAD! Everyone feel free to threadjack!

[arturia_pen]

[Saber has come downstairs after hearing Brock's loud groan, stopping short when she sees the papers spread out over the table.]

What...is all of this?

[rock_breeder]

...Taxes...

[arturia_pen]

[Saber stops short, slowly approaching the table and looking at the forms.]

You are required to fill out such things to pay your taxes to the government?

[Saber looks genuinely confused.]

You are not given a fixed rate to give to your local tax collector?

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[rock_breeder]

Well, what it seems like, is that since everyone makes different amounts, everyone returns back a different share of their earnings, and that gets used by the government to fund more jobs, schooling, and programs.

[badend_replay]

It does not sound like you are having fun, no it does not.

[rock_breeder]

Most definately not...This town's government is completely evil!

[badend_replay]

mi? Evil? From the mean mail papers?