[Anti-OTP - Daddy!Forti/Valentine/Osric]

[rockabye_hamlet]

Tell me, how are you two silly kids doing?

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[be_my_me]

Silly, sire? *glances at Osric*

[rockabye_hamlet]

Yes, definitely silly.

[be_my_me]

Wherefore that title, my lord? If 'tis not rude to ask.

[rockabye_hamlet]

Oh, absolutely not. Okay, look at you two. You're all dressed up, right? He's all fancy for you, and you're all-- *gestures a bit vaguely* So. All dressed up and absolutely no place to go.