Oh Brother

[rockchic79]

My hais is falling out. not just a little, but rather, quite a bit. i know that this is normal after having a baby, but its getting to a level that i might call, excessive. So, on the list of things that have happened since having a baby (in the interest of negative aesthetics, only

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[mom_almighty]

Hmm. My personal list:

- hair fell out (it did stop after a couple of months, so don't worry)
- bazoobies seem to have disappeared entirely, though what remains is reasonably perky (I'm sure they'd be less-than-perky if they were of decent size)
- no stretch marks on the ass, but so many stretch marks on my belly that it looks like my stomach has been attacked by a rampaging herd of zippers
- dark circles, fine lines under the eyes
- despite decent abs, excess skin on my belly means I could stand a conversation's distance away from you and hand you a piece of my stomach
- loss of gallbladder (gallstones can be pregnancy-related - who knew?)
- facial skin much more dry and delicate than before
- ah, those pelvic floor muscles (luckily, doing tons of Kegels does improve the situation)

*le sigh*

[rockchic79]

that makes me feel slightly better, thanks for sharing. i'm also encouraged that your bazoobies have gone away,(i mean that in the best way) because i'm sick of having big bazoobies.

[rockchic79]

sorry to get personal about your bazoobies, but do you think they are smaller than before you ahd children? just wondering how much shrinkage i can look forward to sans surgery.

[rockchic79]

also, i don't have trouble with the pelvic floor muscles b/c i did lots of kegels and had a c-section. the tradeoff? a long red scar just low enough to almost be covered by panties, and an area around it that seems like it won't ever regain feeling. it itches, but i can't really feel myself scratching it.

[aeamek]

I just wanted to let you know that my bazoobies were fine the entire time.

[rockchic79]

ass. hahahahahah!