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[rockchic79]

i have the flu...some sort of gastrointestinal virus. it came out of nowhere, one minute i was enjoying some lovin with my hubby, and a few hours or sleep later i'm running to the toilet, barfing my brains out. i wasn't even keeping water down for most of yesterday and had one of those fevers you get when you're a kid, with the visuals and the

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[aeamek]

Hey, I was wondering why I hadn't heard from you! Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.

I think what you're on is the Olsen Twins diet.

[rockchic79]

perhaps! or else i'm on the atrophy diet from being unable to move. i'm feeling a little better i just ate about half a can of chicken soup.

[aeamek]

I think they call that the Stephen Hawking diet.

(Stephen! I KID! YOU ARE MY HERO!!)

[stupidretardo]

[rockchic79]

you slay me

[aeamek]

WHO?! WHO SLAYS YOU?!

[stupidretardo]

you know, it's funny that aeamek would mention the olsen twins, as I have been on an olsen twins kick today. ever since i've realized how creepy they look now, I'm been googling for pictures of them all day:

[rockchic79]

i betcha their parents are super glad the put them into show business, because they turned out so well. so gross. even if they weren't super thin, couldn't they dress better? they've got more money than just about anyone, why wear burlap sacks and weird platform shoes?

[stupidretardo]

they also tend to wear about 5 pounds of lip gloss each, in most pics. It's totally weird.

[jeweled578]

they kind of look like frogs

[pensive_pat]

I'm just catching up on your posts . . . I hope you're feeling better! No more tossing your cookies. :P