GAH

[rockchic79]

So here is the thing about me and work. I just don't care for it, its not my thing, i'm not feelin it. I want to run across the street and see Haven, but the air is soggy with a very cold rain. so i'll have to wait until lunchtime and take the car

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[jeweled578]

you can still send me your resume

[rockchic79]

i know, thanks!! i need to re-vamp it a little, and i haven't had a chance. the big issue is that my resume and experience are all geared toward a career that i hate.

[jeweled578]

No worries like I said I was a career consultant for five years. Just make sure that all of the info is up to date and I will revamp it for ya! I've been to over 15 seminars on resume building and have it down to a science. Shouldn't take me more than an hour to redo.
Just tell me what profession you want it geared towards, and in the email give me a list of your skills. Such as: Proficient in Microsoft Office 2000, People person, etc. (-Any and all computer program skills should be included, even if it's a program you think no one will know of)

[aeamek]

I think I'm just not cut out for work in general. I don't approve of the concept. Make it stop.

[rockchic79]

thats my EXACT problem. there has got to be a solution...lets put our heads together on this.

1) lottery
2) homelessness (i've actually considered this-no address=no bills)
3) some sort of home business. have you got marketable skills? we could start a business of movie watching or something. sheesh.

[aeamek]

Have I got marketable skills?! Let me list them for you:

1. Updating LJ
2. Reading
3. Playing with toys
4. Making fart jokes
5. Sending people text messages that say only, "Poon."

The question is, what business COULDN'T we run with that kind of firepower?

[rockchic79]

thats a good start. my skills are as follows:
1.playing
2. reading
3. gyming
4. LJ
5.internet shopping for baby clothes
6. ebay (this one might be marketable...)
7. wifing. i'm a totally good wife. maybe good enough for mail order.

[stupidretardo]

i vote lottery. If just one of us won like 300 million, and split it up, we'd all be set.

i hear you on work. I wish I didn't have to come here. Once in a while I get on a roll and I'm productive, like this morning that happened for about 50 minutes. It just doesn't last though.

[rockchic79]

exactly!! 300 mill, whats the big deal? i was productive for like the last 45 minutes or so- now, they did go by quicker than when i'm not doing much, but now i'm off my productive kick.

[stupidretardo]

i would kill for a diet coke or fresca right now, as an aside. our office just moved and this new building doesn't have a vending machine or soda machine. I don't want to have to leave the building for soda.

[rockchic79]

ohmygod i wish you hadn't said that...i would also kill for one. i'd have to leave the building too, and in this weather...forget it. i'm so parched....i hate water...i'm addicted to little dots...