so im nailin this 56 year old broad and her back starts to crack her legs give in and i fall we topple off the bed and whammmmm she starts wailin like a cat getting kicked by one of those fat kids with the lolly pop in his hand sucking on it and shit anyways i try to shut her up so i pop my dog into her mouth and bam out come ( Read more... )

i started this mothafucking gangsta shit and this the mothafuckin thanks i get . the sum of summer = fun fun fun

I'm with Allah 'cause he chose me
Broke into the Vatican, strangled the Pope with his rosary

i got a hat and it is green its like a bob marley hat thing but its not a tamma or tammy or capo or whats that dread hat called ?

i got nicotine gum im not sure if im trying to quit orrr trick people into chewing the gum

i have this cold and i have a terrible cough i wanna cut my throat and let it bleeeeeeedddddddd cause this is silly

i got in a car accident it hurt

i am a mountain i am a tall tree ohhh i am a swift wind sweeping the country i am a river down in the valley ohhh i am a vision i can see clearly if anyone asks you who i am stand up tall look em in the eye and say im star up in the sky im that moutain peak up high hey i made it im the worlds greatest and im that little bit of hope when ( Read more... )

so you know i gotta rant about metal fest mmmmmmmm day one a little late didnt miss anything first band seen from a second story window the leadsinger awsome range he also did a smeagle impression and quoted dave chapelle played awsome set godamn i cant remember most of it so ill do my highlights of the whole shabang everytime i die while ( Read more... )

so where where you when one heart became two when three words became more then you could chew cause theres no way we can make ammends when all this comes to its better end cause the words will take away time sandcastles that we so desperatley built the waves crash in watch them crumbe so where were you when one heart became two when three ( Read more... )