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1. If you won the lottery, would you consider donating a percentage of the money and to whom?
i would buy my mom a farm cuz she believes she should be living on a farm with a big house and animals, and i would buy my brother and jamie a house cuz they cant find one, and i would buy my brother chirs a new car cuz his sucks ass, and i would buy my sister a trainer for her dog so hes not a wild peice of shit, lmap
2. Would you consider getting Botox injections to your armpits to decrease sweating?
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no
3. Do you wear a lot of corduroy?
i have 1 pair of corduroy pants.. so no
4. Does the weather have a very large impact on your moods?
only sometimes
5. If you had a child, do you think your child would have any reason to be ashamed of you
hahahaha well if i turn into the stripper mom like i plan to...... jk jk.. no my kids are gonna like me most of the time
6. Do you buy eggnog around the holidays?
ive never had eggnog
7. Did you play cowboys and Indians when you were a small child?
no.. we played much more inmaginative games.. and coolers ones at that
8. Do you watch your neighbors from your windows?
no.. all my neighbors are old and boring
9. Do you live within 5 miles of a lake?
yes
10. Do you believe that personality is everything?
no but its 95% of it
11. When someone says they love you, do you naturally want to say it back, even if you don't mean it? no
12. Do you have any real reason to be depressed?
ha! you cant help if your depressed
13. Do you have more respect for the United Nations or the United States?
well considering i hate mostly everything about the US and its govt and such then i prally respect the UN better but i really cant say that cuz i know nothing about the UN
14. Is it conceited to consider oneself unique?
not if you really are
15. Would it fill your heart with joy to see other people crying for you?
why would i be joyful if someone else was crying for me?
16. Do you think the war in Iraq will end in 2005?
no
17. Do you know anyone who has ever been held hostage?
yes... in the most fucked up way i have ever ever heard of in my entire life but shes still with the dirty bastard and that makes me a little nervous to tell you the truth
18. If your teenage son impregnated a girl, would you force him to do whatever it took to support her? ummm YAH.. becuase it would be my grandchild and i would only want to see the best for him/her
19. Are angels creepy?
are angels real?
20. Do you think the New England accent is annoying?
?!?!?!
21. Which print do you prefer leopard or zebra?
ZEBRAAAAAAAAAA
22. Would you break up with someone if you thought they were too pompous and arrogant?
hahahahaha... yah.. arrogant people are assholes
23. If you saw a hurt animal, would you try and help it?
depends on what kind and what was wrong with it.. but if i could help i would
24. Do you think there will be another terrorist attack now that Bush is re-elected?
no matter who our president is people are still going to attack us if they want to
25. Should a license be required to have children?
um no.. but there should be a license to have an abortion.. a license that says "you stupid peice of shit you should have never had sex if you cant accecpt the consequence of your actions and take care of a baby instead of killing it" FUCK... and at the bottom of the license in small print should say "remember there is always adoption you stupid fuck so all you have to do is actually have the child then give it away to a loving family that would never think of killing an innocent child that has yet to be brought into this world" --
26. When on an airplane, do you hope to meet someone interesting sitting near you?
i hope to not have anyone sit in the immediate seat next to me but what i hope for the most is to not have the person sitting next to me be sick, smelly, or sweaty.. other then that, lets chat
27. Do you come from a large family?
yes
28. Would you ever purposely let your country's flag touch the ground?
its not supposed to?... and yes i think i would, cuz i got slapped in the face by the american flag blowing in the wind the other day so i think i deserve to throw it on the ground a time or two-- lol jk.. but why isnt it supposed to touch the ground?
29. Is it difficult for you to decline a date from someone you are not interested in?
wouldnt know
30. Are people in online relationships just fooling themselves?
yes lmap
31. Does it bother you that Rhode Island isn't really an island?
hahahahahahahha. no
32. If Hillary Clinton were to leave her husband, would your opinion on her go up or down?
i dont mind bill clinton he did an ok job keeping our country in a good place
33. Do you ever run with scissors?
yes.. i was a wild child back in the day when i played with scissors, construction paper and paste lol :)
34. Have you done something illegal today?
not yet
35. Which is worse, being labeled, or being a nobody?
labeled
36. Do you think someone will ever try to assassinate Michael Moore?
who the fuck is michael moore? i guess i have to get back into the news huh?
37. What song are you listening to at this very second? (If you aren't listening to anything, turn on the radio.)
elliott smith- strung out again ... happens to be one of my favorite songs ever made
38. Would you rather have a square or a round pizza?
round cuz then ever peice has crust
39. Are you afraid of being famous for doing something stupid?
no that would be awesome
40. If the Pope has a liver transplant, is he still infallible?
huh?
41. Has the world really changed that much since 9/11?
i dunno
42. Do you think the diary of Anne Frank is genuine?
never read it
43. If your best friend's partner was bisexual, would you approve?
its fine if they are bisexual as long as they dont cheat... cheaters are losers and fucking suck
44. If Satan walked up to you on the street and offered you BBQ Chicken, would you accept his gift?
yes.. i love BBQ chicken even if it is from satan himself.. that would prally be the best damn chicken id ever eat to
45. Would you say that your country is liked by the rest of the world?
no..
46. Do you feel like the majority of the world is ignorant?
everyone is ignorant in their own way
47. Do you help control anger by writing songs, poems, etc?
no.. i yell.. i dont control my anger
48. Do you view bandanas as gang symbols?
no.. fuck the what are these questions
49. Do you need to "clean up your act"?
no
50. Do you have a celebrity crush?
:) sooo many
51. Are you a good storyteller?
hahahhaha-- well there was the cultivating weed knomes and there was the girl going over the border of belgium to get peanut butter so she could make toothpaste... ask my friends lmap
52. Are your computer speakers usually turned on?
yes
53. Do you have a life dream that no one else knows about?
yes
54. Do puppies melt your heart?
yes
55. Do you think that someone who doesn't drink alcohol AT ALL is weird?
no
56. Are you a racist scumbag?
no
57. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
failed.. hahaha thats fuckin awesome.. ill have to remember that
58. Do you think Americans are scared of change?
i dont know fuck.. stop with the america questions
59. Are Vegan diets healthy?
yes if you take the other supplements your supposed to that gets you the nutrients that you get from meats
60. Do you enjoy watching shows that deal with forensics?
sure
61. At this rate, are you going to Heaven or Hell?
im going to helll... most of us are going to hell these days
62. Could there be a terrorist attack in your area?
anythings possible
63. Do you worry about food safety?
not really i just eat
64. Can bitchy behavior be self-justified?
sometimes
65. Do you have over 100 people on your buddy list?
yes
66. Do you relax when you are around animals?
not dogs... i get on edge when im around dogs
67. Would you like to be able to read thoughts?
yes actually
68. In your opinion, is it wrong to say "Oh my God!"?
OH MY GOD NO I DONT
69. Do you like your strawberries dipped in chocolate or covered in sugar?
dipped in chocolate
70. Do you think any hip hop songs have good messages in them?
yes some
71. Do you feel sorry for Martha Stewart?
hahahhaha no she got off fuckin easy
72. Do certain swear words just roll of your tongue?
all the fuckin time
73. What hurts more, knife cuts or paper cuts?
paper
74. When you hug someone, do you wrap your arms around their neck or their waist?
depends on the height of the person and who it is and what type of hug im going for lol :)
75. Do you use your mind enough?
no
76. Would you rather own a parrot or a hen?
parrot... "polly wants your mothers sweet ass"
77. Do you know anyone who has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?
yes.. ans shes very close to me
78. Do you have any idea what you will be doing 10 years from now?
Ino
79. Do you pre-plan your meals?
no
80. Pet owners, If your pet was a human, would it be gay or straight?
my dog would definatly be a lesbian
81. Would you like to be cloned?
hahaha more of me would be one of the worst ideas ever
82. Do you believe that your name fits your personality?
kinda
83. Were your parents born in the same decade?
yes
84. Do you exercise before you eat in the morning?
no
85. Were you a proud owner of a snap bracelet?
i still have one :).. 2 actually
86. Is it better to be single or in a relationship?
i wouldnt really know what its like to be in a relationship cuz the only one that i was in i wasnt really into the kid all that much... but being single for 18 years is about the loneliest thing ever so id rather be in a relationship
87. Do you think police officers have the right to use a stun gun on a 13-year old?
no.. they could over power that 13 years old without using it
88. Which is the better way to discipline a child.
consistancy
89. Would you let your child spend the night at Michael Jackson's house?
lmaaaaaaaapppppppppppppppppppppp no
90. Do you often forget what day it is?
everyday
91. Do your grandparents play bingo a lot?
no they play golf
92. Do you own a copy of Thriller by Michael Jackson?
yes
93. Do you prefer reading or writing?
Reading
94. Do you prefer hamsters or gerbils?
neither they both smell bad
95. Do you think animals have a religion?
no
96. Are you a powerful person?
no
97. Do you think marriage would change who you are?
no
98. Do you meddle in other peoples’ business?
try not to but i somehow get asked to allllllllllllllllll the time by the people themselves
99. Do you think the teenagers who take abstinence vows are probably the ones that weren’t going to have sex in the first place?
no
100. Are/were you ever attracted to your teachers?
yes lol
101. Do you think your parents have always been faithful to each other?
no they havent
102. Does the word "hello" seem formal to you?
no
103. Do you think that schools should be allowed to ban un-natural colored hair?
no.. kids are who they are and its not fair for schools to take that away from people
104. Is it possible to love someone and hate them at the same time?
HOVE HOVE HOVE HOVE --- yes its very very possible
105. Do your eyes change colors from time to time?
no.. they are blue
106. When you sit really still, can you feel your pulse?
i can feel it even if im not really still
107. Does cursive handwriting serve any real purpose nowadays?
signatures
108. Have you ever had melted cheese on your fries?
yea
109. Have you ever encountered a rude person in a wheelchair?
lmap yes.. assholes
110. Are you often the last one to understand a joke?
yes.. most of the time
111. Has your home been decorated by an interior designer?
no i am the interior designer
112. Do you believe in reincarnation?
yes
113. Do you think the government was involved in 9/11?
yes.. at least in the pentagon.. there was no fucking plane
114. Would you ever kiss someone with no teeth?
yes when im like 90 and my husband has dentures and takes them out before he goes to bed :) lol
115. Do you wash your hair every day?
no
116. If we keep making exceptions for homosexuals, do you think the next generation of homosexuals will be spoiled brats?
theres exceptions.. the poor people arent even allowed to get married in some places.. let them be who they are
117. Can experience be gained just by reading?
no.. not at all
118. Do you have any gay friends?
yes
119. Have you ever been to Stonehenge?
no
120. Do you consider darts to be a sport?
no..its a game.. just like chess.. yea there is tournoments and championchips for it n shit but its just a game
121. Your first black eye: did you give it or get it?
gave it.. to my brother hahaha
122. Is it always better to be safe than sorry?
no.. then how the hell would you have any fun?!
123. Do you look more at someone’s mouth or eyes when they are talking to you?
i swtich
124. If you were around second-hand-smoke enough, would you be swayed to smoke yourself?
well lets see i was around 2nd hand smoke for 16 years until i finally picked em up... for me the answer is yes.. other people.. no
125. Do you think anyone can be an actor?
no
126. Okay, what song are you listening to now?
led zeppelin- the ocean
127. Do you talk just to hear yourself, even when you’re alone?
no
128. Do you think you’ll ever visit the Clinton Library?
i dont know
129. Do you emotionally hurt people on purpose?
no
130. Would you date a minister?
i would date anyone i was interested in
131. On vacation, do you usually take more pictures of landscapes or buildings?
well in MB we take pics of buildings and signs hahahaha.. but i take pics of friends, random people.. not so much landsacpe
132. Do you think pit bulls should be illegal to own?
no but there should be more cautions on who actually owns them
133. Are your parents willing to help you through college?
yes
134. Is it obvious that one of your family members did drugs in the sixties?
yes
135. Do you think people worry too much about being open-minded?
i think omre people need to be open minded
136. Are you offended when you see a visitor in your country wearing a crest of their flag?
no wtf
137. Would you rather master one language, or learn two languages and be average in them both?
2
138. Do you think that Jesus was just a magician?
dont get me started on jesus
139. Should ‘freak dancing’ be banned from school dances?
lmap noooooooooooo
140. If Fox created a sitcom starring Jennifer Lopez, would you watch it?
definatly not.. her voice is fucking annnoying
141. Is your monthly cycle so regular that you always know which day you’re going to start?
yes.. but thats cuz im on the pill
142. Girls: Do you care that when you cry, your mascara runs?
yes
143. Guys: Do you get all soft when you see a girl crying?
not a guy
144. Do you think baseball is a dying professional sport in America?
no
145. Should America get rid of the electoral college?
i dont know
146. Can Lindsay Lohan really sing?
hahahahah no.. but her tunes are catchy lol
147. Are you more creative alone, or with others?
alone
148. Does every family have a crazy uncle, or is it just mine?
everyone has it
149. Do you like green bean casserole?
yuck no
150. Have you ever smuggled anything in to America?
lol no
151. Do you like to play dominos?
i used to play them all the time.. its not bad just not exciting
152. Do you end up making a fool of yourself when you try flirting with someone you really like?
i dont really flirt
153. Does playing the guitar make a guy more attractive?
o-mg- yes.. and any girl that says she has never thought a guy was attractive ONLY because he is in a band is a fucking liar.. people are so much hotter on stage
154. Do brain teasers make you feel dumb?
i feel dumb anyways.. but they make me feel worse yes
155. Did you ever have an Easy Bake Oven?
yes and i used all the packets they gave me within like a week
156. Do you enjoy fishing?
yes
157. Do you think the Egyptians could have used wind to build the Pyramids?
? huh
158. Beef or pork?
yuck
159. Was this survey random enough for you?
it had too much political talk in it for me
160. Is this the longest random survey you’ve ever taken?
no