[006 | Luceti | Audio] Survival skills? Who needs those?

[rocket_feet]

[Some pots, pans or other sort of dishes clatter - it sounds like an armful of them was just dumped in the sink. A second later there's the distinctive sound of a plate being shattered against the wall. Finally, there's Azula, sounding rather disgruntled.]

I can't go on like this. How do you people manage to survive without servants? I can't eat

Comments

[markofthewise]

Just firebend your food. Don't you guys like your stuff extra crispy?

[rocket_feet]

There's more to cooking then just throwing a slab of fish or seal blubber or whatever it is you people eat on an open flame. I know that much.

[markofthewise]

Right, of course. [It's not just an open flame. They rotate the meat!] So, who do you think is going to be able to work for you? I'm sure the benefits of doing so must be amazing.

[rocket_feet]

Seeing as you're the only one to respond so far, I guess I'll just have to wait, won't I?

[inheritsfate]

Is making your own food so totally out of the question?

[rocket_feet]

I've never had to do it before.

[inheritsfate]

It's not too late to learn.

[rocket_feet]

I'm not a servant.

[oda_hates_me]

[This has his name written all over it. A lady in need? Oh yes.

But you are Azula. Who Katara-chan warned him about and thus immediately began stalking you out of curiosity. And you are clearly spoiled]

Well Miss, if it's not too much trouble, I'd be more than willing to give you cooking lessons.

[rocket_feet]

Considering the complete lack of reliable servants, I think I'm going to have to accept your offer.

[Unfortunately.]

[oda_hates_me]

[He is going to be murdered for this]

Wonderful~! Would you like to start now, or do you have another date set in mind? Whenever you'd like.

[rocket_feet]

I've nothing but free time on my hands so now is as good a time as any.

Voice

[death_orange]

So cook it yourself then. It's not that hard.

Voice

[rocket_feet]

That's funny; I don't recall asking you for advice.

Voice

[death_orange]

Yeah, well I didn't feel like hearing you bitch about it for the next week.

Voice

[rocket_feet]

Because I've been give to such idiocy in the past, of course. Oh, that's right - I haven't.

[Voice]

[derek_bliss]

...They have cook books in the library.

[Voice]

[rocket_feet]

How helpful.

[Voice]

[derek_bliss]

You're welcome.