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CHARACTER PROFILE
Name: Team Rocket Executive Archer (his full name is unknown... to his mundane at least)
Age: 26
Birthdate: Haven't decided. Probably somewhere in September. SHUT UP IT FEELS LIKE AN ARCHER MONTH. FFFFF.
Birthplace: Saffron City, Kanto
Bloodtype: UNSURE LEMME THINK ABOUT THIS
Dominant Hand: Right
Eyesight: 20/20 UNLESS HE'S WEARING GLASSES TO BE SEXY LIKE WHOA
Height: 5'10"
Weight: FFFF IDK
Hair: Aqua, cropped short and usually a bit messy
Eyes: Aqua
Skin: White
Other facial features: Is usually wearing a creepy blank look or an equally creepy smirk.
Favourite food: SLOWPOKE TAILS Oh wait, that's Proton. Archer's favorite food is... delicious steak. With red wine (BUT NOT TOO MUCH 'CAUSE HE'S GOT NO ALCOHOL TOLERANCE WHATSOEVER)
Favourite colour: It's a tie between black, red, and white. >:|
Favourite movies: ...HORROR MOVIES WHERE SOME CREEPY STALKER KILLS ANYONE WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF HIS LOVER. :\
Favourite books: Anything you were required to read in school. SERIOUSLY.
Favourite music: THE TEAM ROCKET THEME. Archer only likes classical music. Surprising, considering the fact that he hijacks your local radio on a daily basis to do whatever the hell he wants with it.
Favourite animal: DOGS. Particularly Houndooms.
Favourite weather: Cloudy days, but not rain. Rain makes him sleepy.
Favourite sport/physical activity: NONE EVER. Archer DOES NOT WANT for the sports. HE'S AN INTELLECTUAL, DAMMIT.
Favourite date spot: ANYWHERE GIOVANNI WANTS TO GO. Uh, it's not like Archer actually goes on dates or anything. He's married to his job. AND HIS BOSS.
Preferred type: SUPERSEXY BOSS TYPES. POWERFUL MEN. INSERT SOME OTHER REFERENCE TO GIOVANNI HERE. Intellectual. Powerful. Likes Team Rocket. Yeah. He's got a laundry list of requirements.
Best subject: Science, English, Communications... WORSHIPING GIOVANNI.
Disliked food: High-class culinary shit. Anything he can't pronounce. Slowpoke tails. Because they're gross, not because he cares about the Slowpokes. DUH.
Disliked colour: Pink. GOLD. HERPDERP.
Disliked movies: Most comedies. Most romantic movies. ANY CHICK FLICKS THAT ARIANA FORCES HIM TO WATCH AND THEN BAWLS ON HIS SHOULDER AT.
Disliked books: Uh. Kids' books? Comics? IDEK.
Disliked music: Rap. Any of that "YOUNG KIDS" stuff. POKEMON MUSIC. ESPECIALLY THAT DAMN POKERAP.
Disliked animal: Slowpokes.
Disliked weather: Rain.
Disliked sport/physical activity: ALL.
Disliked date spot: Uh, I'll get back to you once he finds one.
Disliked type: Weak-willed, cheaters, people who don't support his love for Gioanni I MEAN people who hate Team Rocket.
Worst subject: GYM.
Description of bedroom: I'll get back to you on this, since it changes all the time.
Scents (shampoo/cologne/lotion/etc.): ...Uh, that's actually a good question. IDK. I'll have to get back to this one too.
Laugh: There is like, no chance of getting this guy to laugh. Smirk? Sure. Smile? Maybe. But laugh? NEVER. So no one knows what it sounds like. MYSTERIOUS.
Sense of humour: Barely there. The most you'll get out of him is a smirk, so it's hard to tell what he finds funny. 99% of your jokes will go unnoticed, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Temper: Archer is level-headed. While it doesn't take very much to piss him off, he'll do his best to keep his temper in check. Even getting his ass kicked by a child didn't piss him off that much. Then again, he's not overly eager to start fights...
Basic nature: Enigmatic, intellectual. (OR IN THE POKEMON WORLD, HE'D TOTALLY BE "SERIOUS" AND "THOROUGHLY CUNNING")
Kinsey rating: 3ish. Or something. Shit, I already did this on another one and I'm too lazy to go look at what I said...!
Spends money on: Basic necessities. Archer isn't poor, but he doesn't spend money on frivilous things. Though he will occasionally splurge on something for his POKEMONZ. BUT HE'LL NEVER LET ANYONE SEE; CAN'T HAVE THEM THINKING HE'S GONE SOFT, OH NO.
Daily rituals: Wake up. Shower. Check on Pokemon. Check to make sure Proton didn't kill anyone / hide the bodies if he did. Check to make sure Petrel didn't burn the place down due to smoking in his room (WHICH HE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO DO) / call the insurance company if he did. Check to make sure Ariana isn't abusing either of the above two. Go over evil plans. Put evil plans into effect. STALK GIOVANNI. Read children's books to his Pokemon so they'll go to sleep - WAIT YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT.
Random trivia: Archer... basically babysits his fellow Executives. THEY'RE ALL CRAZY BUT HE'S TOTALLY SANE. He actually likes them all a lot, but he'll never admit that. Also, he's a tiny bit obessed with Giovanni. :\
Currently wants: TO BE THE BEST To find Giovanni. And to bring Team Rocket back to its former glory.
Dress (style, colors): White Team Rocket uniform. LIKE JAMES, BUT SEXIER. And that's pretty much the only thing you'll ever see him wearing. EVER.
Current occupation: Team Rocket Executive. So what if they disbanded? IT'S STILL HSI JOB.
Marital status: Married to GIOVANNI his job.
Current Residence: ...Depends on which RP...
Sun sign: :/
Decanate: :\
Moon sign: :|
Rising sign: FFFFFF--
Dominant character traits: Serious. Stoic. NOT PRONE TO BEING EMOTIONAL ABOUT ANYTHING. Also prone to missing sarcasm or social cues and being a total DERP.
Likeable traits: UHHH. He's smart. He usually gets what you're saying. He's fun to banter with. Can actually be likable WHAT if you're allied with TEam Rocket.
Annoying traits: Misses social cues ALL THE TIME, is a derp waaaay too often, gets overprotective about Team Rocket and the boss. STALKS GIOVANNI.
Love interest(s): GIOVANNI. His job.
Lust interest(s): GIOVANNI. THE EXECUTIVES. EVERYONE EVER. UHH. YEAH. HE'S NOT ADDRESSING THIS QUESTION.
Close friends: Houndoom and his other Pokemonz, his fellow Team Rocket Executives, and uh, Giovanni? NOT THAT HE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT ARCHER, BUT GUESS WHO'S IN COMPLETE DENIAL ABOUT THAT LITTLE FACT?
Other friends: Team Rocket members that are not lame Grunts.
Acquaintances: Team Rocket Grunts.
Enemies and why: GOLD AND LYRA AND ANYONE ELSE WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF TEAM ROCKET OR GIOVANNI.
Family: HIS POKEMON ARE HIS FAMILY OKAY. SHUT UP. And maybe the Execs, they kind of count as family, right? He actually has a mom and dad, though I have no idea what happened to them. :/
Habits: Doing Team Rocket-y things. STALKING GIOVANNI IF I HAVEN'T MENTIONED THIS ENOUGH ALREADY
Talents: Taking over places with hordes of Team Rocket Grunts. Creating radio waves that force Pokemon to evolve. Being an awesome Team Rocket employee. FINDING GIOVANNI WHEREVER HE GOESSSSS
Hobbies: Screwing with your radio, stealing your Pokemonz, being a Team Rocket dork. STALKING GIOVANNI HAI GAIZ HAVE I BEAT THIS HORSE TO DEATH YET?
Entertainment of choice: The radio. Taking over it, that is.
Musical talents: Archer is a classical dork. He can play the piano like a BOSS. He's also got some skillz with a flute, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. ;D
Ambitions: WIN GIOVANNI'S LOVE Bring Team Rocket back to its former glory. Find Giovanni and bring him out of hiding / training / wtfever he's doing.
Educational background: CONTRADICTING MY APP FOR SBG, but Archer actually didn't ditch school for Pokemonz at age ten like most kids. He went to a private school and continued his education for another five years or so. WHICH MEANS THAT HE'S SMART LIKE WHOA SINCE EVERYONE ELSE DROPPED OUT AT AGE TEN SRSLY.
Philosophy of life: Work hard, reap the rewards.
Introvert/extrovert: Introvert, but can be extrovert-y should the need arise.
Intuitive/reasoning: Reasoning forsrs. HE'S AN INTELLECTUAL, DERP.
Optimist/pessimist: REALIST.
Tense/relaxed: Tense. All the time. He doesn't know the meaning of relaxed! HE'S ALWAYS WORKING. ALWAYS.
Serious/carefree: HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I SAID HE'D BE A SRS NATURED POKEMON? I MEANT IT.
PERSONAL INTERVIEW WITH CHARACTER
What is your earliest memory?
It's a rather unimportant thing, really, but I recall asking my mother when my father would be coming home. I can't remember her exact words, but she told me it would be awhile. He was away for over a week working on a Pokemon evolution project that would eventually become Porygon2.
What was your biggest disillusion as a child?
Discovering that training Pokemon is not all its said to be. It's rather tedius, actually. I found that out the hard way when I turned ten. I returned to school within the week.
What's one thing no one knows about you?
Why would I tell you?
...Fine. I don't like Petrel's vast amount of Koffings. Or smoke in general.
What's one thing everyone assumes about you that isn't true?
That I have no manners. While Team Rocket may not be the most... eloquent of organizations, it certainly does not mean that I was raised to be rude.
What's one thing you wish you could stop?
Children defeating Team Rocket. Or children beating the Grunts in general. Or the Grunts being weak enough to be defeated by children.
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Play piano professionally. It's a little late for that now, I suppose.
What are you a sucker for?
Nothing. ...My Houndoom.
What's your biggest pet peeve?
When others insult Team Rocket without attempting to understand our position. We do not have the best way of going about things, and granted, there are some things that do seem a bit "cruel" to the mainstream idea of thought... but we are not "evil." I am not evil.
What is your most prized possession?
My Houndoom, of course.
What can absolutely make your day, no matter what?
Talking with the boss. Having one of our plans work without a hitch. Ariana, Proton, and Petrel actually getting along.
What's the worst part of your life right now?
...Are you seriously asking me this? My entire life fell apart. Team Rocket was defeated. I had to disband it. Our message did not reach Giovanni. Our boss is still missing in action. I'm a wanted man in Johto. I've had to flee the two regions I've known for my entire life and leave behind those that I hold dear to fend for themselves. My job is obsolete. Select one part and apply it as the answer, if you please.
Do you have or want children?
No. Children are insufferable brats that will inevitably grow up to become mindless Pokemon trainers intent on destroying organizations such as Team Rocket.
If/when you ever have children, what is one thing you absolutely want to teach them?
If I were to have children, I would raise them in much the same way Giovanni raised his son Silver. I would ensure they learned their manners though - and teach them not to mess with their elders' affairs.
What was the worst advice your father ever gave you? The best?
"You'll have fun training Pokemon!" My father has never been further from the truth. He also gave me a Zubat as a starter Pokemon, so I must question his choice there. The best advice I ever received from him was to follow my dreams. I certainly have, though I doubt these were the dreams he had in mind.
When did you feel you'd finally 'come of age?'
The moment I was promoted from a Team Rocket Grunt.
How do you feel about sex?
[HAVE A BLANK STARE.] That's rather forward of you.
...I find sex to be... a rather necessary act, I suppose. We are all human. None of us are above such desires not even Pokemon.
Describe your ideal significant other.
Someone who will not question Team Rocket - or better yet, supports us. Someone who is smart enough to hold a discussion with. Someone I can trust and who won't leave.
[HE MEANS GIOVANNI.]
How do you deal with depression, stress or sadness?
The way anyone would. Medication works wonders. [Th-that's really not the sort of thing you should be saying...!]
How do you think of yourself?
I am a Team Rocket Executive for a reason. I have worked very hard to achieve this rank and I certainly do deserve it.
How do your friends think of you?
I would imagine quite the same way.
How do your enemies think of you?
They tend to see me as "evil," or some other stereotype that has been applied to Team Rocket over the years.
Who is your biggest role model?
Giovanni, of course.
What is your biggest accomplishment to date?
I played a major part in creating the radio wave that was used at the Lake of Rage to force evolution on hundreds of Magikarps. I took over the Radio Tower in Goldenrod City and controlled the airwaves in the attempt to find our boss and bring Team Rocket back to the glory it once held.
What has been your most humbling experience to date?
I was defeated by a mere child twice. Giovanni was defeated by a child as well, but somehow I thought the same thing wouldn't happen to me. It was... not one of my better experiences.
What will it take for you to die happy?
I want to bring Team Rocket back. Still, I suppose I could die relatively happy if I could at least discuss the future of Team Rocket with the boss. Or... maybe find someone who really cares about me...
What would you rather be doing right now?
I would much rather be seeking Giovanni, or at least planning our comeback with Petrel, Proton, and Ariana.
[AND THEN HE RAN OFF TO STALK GIOVANNI SOME MORE. THE END.]
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CHARACTER PROFILE
Name: Team Rocket Executive Archer (his full name is unknown... to his mundane at least)
Age: 26
Birthdate: Haven't decided. Probably somewhere in September. SHUT UP IT FEELS LIKE AN ARCHER MONTH. FFFFF.
Birthplace: Saffron City, Kanto
Bloodtype: UNSURE LEMME THINK ABOUT THIS
Dominant Hand: Right
Eyesight: 20/20 UNLESS HE'S WEARING GLASSES TO BE SEXY LIKE WHOA
Height: 5'10"
Weight: FFFF IDK
Hair: Aqua, cropped short and usually a bit messy
Eyes: Aqua
Skin: White
Other facial features: Is usually wearing a creepy blank look or an equally creepy smirk.
Favourite food: SLOWPOKE TAILS Oh wait, that's Proton. Archer's favorite food is... delicious steak. With red wine (BUT NOT TOO MUCH 'CAUSE HE'S GOT NO ALCOHOL TOLERANCE WHATSOEVER)
Favourite colour: It's a tie between black, red, and white. >:|
Favourite movies: ...HORROR MOVIES WHERE SOME CREEPY STALKER KILLS ANYONE WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF HIS LOVER. :\
Favourite books: Anything you were required to read in school. SERIOUSLY.
Favourite music: THE TEAM ROCKET THEME. Archer only likes classical music. Surprising, considering the fact that he hijacks your local radio on a daily basis to do whatever the hell he wants with it.
Favourite animal: DOGS. Particularly Houndooms.
Favourite weather: Cloudy days, but not rain. Rain makes him sleepy.
Favourite sport/physical activity: NONE EVER. Archer DOES NOT WANT for the sports. HE'S AN INTELLECTUAL, DAMMIT.
Favourite date spot: ANYWHERE GIOVANNI WANTS TO GO. Uh, it's not like Archer actually goes on dates or anything. He's married to his job. AND HIS BOSS.
Preferred type: SUPERSEXY BOSS TYPES. POWERFUL MEN. INSERT SOME OTHER REFERENCE TO GIOVANNI HERE. Intellectual. Powerful. Likes Team Rocket. Yeah. He's got a laundry list of requirements.
Best subject: Science, English, Communications... WORSHIPING GIOVANNI.
Disliked food: High-class culinary shit. Anything he can't pronounce. Slowpoke tails. Because they're gross, not because he cares about the Slowpokes. DUH.
Disliked colour: Pink. GOLD. HERPDERP.
Disliked movies: Most comedies. Most romantic movies. ANY CHICK FLICKS THAT ARIANA FORCES HIM TO WATCH AND THEN BAWLS ON HIS SHOULDER AT.
Disliked books: Uh. Kids' books? Comics? IDEK.
Disliked music: Rap. Any of that "YOUNG KIDS" stuff. POKEMON MUSIC. ESPECIALLY THAT DAMN POKERAP.
Disliked animal: Slowpokes.
Disliked weather: Rain.
Disliked sport/physical activity: ALL.
Disliked date spot: Uh, I'll get back to you once he finds one.
Disliked type: Weak-willed, cheaters, people who don't support his love for Gioanni I MEAN people who hate Team Rocket.
Worst subject: GYM.
Description of bedroom: I'll get back to you on this, since it changes all the time.
Scents (shampoo/cologne/lotion/etc.): ...Uh, that's actually a good question. IDK. I'll have to get back to this one too.
Laugh: There is like, no chance of getting this guy to laugh. Smirk? Sure. Smile? Maybe. But laugh? NEVER. So no one knows what it sounds like. MYSTERIOUS.
Sense of humour: Barely there. The most you'll get out of him is a smirk, so it's hard to tell what he finds funny. 99% of your jokes will go unnoticed, JUST SO YOU KNOW.
Temper: Archer is level-headed. While it doesn't take very much to piss him off, he'll do his best to keep his temper in check. Even getting his ass kicked by a child didn't piss him off that much. Then again, he's not overly eager to start fights...
Basic nature: Enigmatic, intellectual. (OR IN THE POKEMON WORLD, HE'D TOTALLY BE "SERIOUS" AND "THOROUGHLY CUNNING")
Kinsey rating: 3ish. Or something. Shit, I already did this on another one and I'm too lazy to go look at what I said...!
Spends money on: Basic necessities. Archer isn't poor, but he doesn't spend money on frivilous things. Though he will occasionally splurge on something for his POKEMONZ. BUT HE'LL NEVER LET ANYONE SEE; CAN'T HAVE THEM THINKING HE'S GONE SOFT, OH NO.
Daily rituals: Wake up. Shower. Check on Pokemon. Check to make sure Proton didn't kill anyone / hide the bodies if he did. Check to make sure Petrel didn't burn the place down due to smoking in his room (WHICH HE ISN'T SUPPOSED TO DO) / call the insurance company if he did. Check to make sure Ariana isn't abusing either of the above two. Go over evil plans. Put evil plans into effect. STALK GIOVANNI. Read children's books to his Pokemon so they'll go to sleep - WAIT YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT.
Random trivia: Archer... basically babysits his fellow Executives. THEY'RE ALL CRAZY BUT HE'S TOTALLY SANE. He actually likes them all a lot, but he'll never admit that. Also, he's a tiny bit obessed with Giovanni. :\
Currently wants: TO BE THE BEST To find Giovanni. And to bring Team Rocket back to its former glory.
Dress (style, colors): White Team Rocket uniform. LIKE JAMES, BUT SEXIER. And that's pretty much the only thing you'll ever see him wearing. EVER.
Current occupation: Team Rocket Executive. So what if they disbanded? IT'S STILL HSI JOB.
Marital status: Married to GIOVANNI his job.
Current Residence: ...Depends on which RP...
Sun sign: :/
Decanate: :\
Moon sign: :|
Rising sign: FFFFFF--
Dominant character traits: Serious. Stoic. NOT PRONE TO BEING EMOTIONAL ABOUT ANYTHING. Also prone to missing sarcasm or social cues and being a total DERP.
Likeable traits: UHHH. He's smart. He usually gets what you're saying. He's fun to banter with. Can actually be likable WHAT if you're allied with TEam Rocket.
Annoying traits: Misses social cues ALL THE TIME, is a derp waaaay too often, gets overprotective about Team Rocket and the boss. STALKS GIOVANNI.
Love interest(s): GIOVANNI. His job.
Lust interest(s): GIOVANNI. THE EXECUTIVES. EVERYONE EVER. UHH. YEAH. HE'S NOT ADDRESSING THIS QUESTION.
Close friends: Houndoom and his other Pokemonz, his fellow Team Rocket Executives, and uh, Giovanni? NOT THAT HE ACTUALLY CARES ABOUT ARCHER, BUT GUESS WHO'S IN COMPLETE DENIAL ABOUT THAT LITTLE FACT?
Other friends: Team Rocket members that are not lame Grunts.
Acquaintances: Team Rocket Grunts.
Enemies and why: GOLD AND LYRA AND ANYONE ELSE WHO GETS IN THE WAY OF TEAM ROCKET OR GIOVANNI.
Family: HIS POKEMON ARE HIS FAMILY OKAY. SHUT UP. And maybe the Execs, they kind of count as family, right? He actually has a mom and dad, though I have no idea what happened to them. :/
Habits: Doing Team Rocket-y things. STALKING GIOVANNI IF I HAVEN'T MENTIONED THIS ENOUGH ALREADY
Talents: Taking over places with hordes of Team Rocket Grunts. Creating radio waves that force Pokemon to evolve. Being an awesome Team Rocket employee. FINDING GIOVANNI WHEREVER HE GOESSSSS
Hobbies: Screwing with your radio, stealing your Pokemonz, being a Team Rocket dork. STALKING GIOVANNI HAI GAIZ HAVE I BEAT THIS HORSE TO DEATH YET?
Entertainment of choice: The radio. Taking over it, that is.
Musical talents: Archer is a classical dork. He can play the piano like a BOSS. He's also got some skillz with a flute, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. ;D
Ambitions: WIN GIOVANNI'S LOVE Bring Team Rocket back to its former glory. Find Giovanni and bring him out of hiding / training / wtfever he's doing.
Educational background: CONTRADICTING MY APP FOR SBG, but Archer actually didn't ditch school for Pokemonz at age ten like most kids. He went to a private school and continued his education for another five years or so. WHICH MEANS THAT HE'S SMART LIKE WHOA SINCE EVERYONE ELSE DROPPED OUT AT AGE TEN SRSLY.
Philosophy of life: Work hard, reap the rewards.
Introvert/extrovert: Introvert, but can be extrovert-y should the need arise.
Intuitive/reasoning: Reasoning forsrs. HE'S AN INTELLECTUAL, DERP.
Optimist/pessimist: REALIST.
Tense/relaxed: Tense. All the time. He doesn't know the meaning of relaxed! HE'S ALWAYS WORKING. ALWAYS.
Serious/carefree: HEY REMEMBER THAT TIME WHEN I SAID HE'D BE A SRS NATURED POKEMON? I MEANT IT.
PERSONAL INTERVIEW WITH CHARACTER
What is your earliest memory?
It's a rather unimportant thing, really, but I recall asking my mother when my father would be coming home. I can't remember her exact words, but she told me it would be awhile. He was away for over a week working on a Pokemon evolution project that would eventually become Porygon2.
What was your biggest disillusion as a child?
Discovering that training Pokemon is not all its said to be. It's rather tedius, actually. I found that out the hard way when I turned ten. I returned to school within the week.
What's one thing no one knows about you?
Why would I tell you?
...Fine. I don't like Petrel's vast amount of Koffings. Or smoke in general.
What's one thing everyone assumes about you that isn't true?
That I have no manners. While Team Rocket may not be the most... eloquent of organizations, it certainly does not mean that I was raised to be rude.
What's one thing you wish you could stop?
Children defeating Team Rocket. Or children beating the Grunts in general. Or the Grunts being weak enough to be defeated by children.
What's one thing you've always wanted to do, but never have?
Play piano professionally. It's a little late for that now, I suppose.
What are you a sucker for?
Nothing. ...My Houndoom.
What's your biggest pet peeve?
When others insult Team Rocket without attempting to understand our position. We do not have the best way of going about things, and granted, there are some things that do seem a bit "cruel" to the mainstream idea of thought... but we are not "evil." I am not evil.
What is your most prized possession?
My Houndoom, of course.
What can absolutely make your day, no matter what?
Talking with the boss. Having one of our plans work without a hitch. Ariana, Proton, and Petrel actually getting along.
What's the worst part of your life right now?
...Are you seriously asking me this? My entire life fell apart. Team Rocket was defeated. I had to disband it. Our message did not reach Giovanni. Our boss is still missing in action. I'm a wanted man in Johto. I've had to flee the two regions I've known for my entire life and leave behind those that I hold dear to fend for themselves. My job is obsolete. Select one part and apply it as the answer, if you please.
Do you have or want children?
No. Children are insufferable brats that will inevitably grow up to become mindless Pokemon trainers intent on destroying organizations such as Team Rocket.
If/when you ever have children, what is one thing you absolutely want to teach them?
If I were to have children, I would raise them in much the same way Giovanni raised his son Silver. I would ensure they learned their manners though - and teach them not to mess with their elders' affairs.
What was the worst advice your father ever gave you? The best?
"You'll have fun training Pokemon!" My father has never been further from the truth. He also gave me a Zubat as a starter Pokemon, so I must question his choice there. The best advice I ever received from him was to follow my dreams. I certainly have, though I doubt these were the dreams he had in mind.
When did you feel you'd finally 'come of age?'
The moment I was promoted from a Team Rocket Grunt.
How do you feel about sex?
[HAVE A BLANK STARE.] That's rather forward of you.
...I find sex to be... a rather necessary act, I suppose. We are all human. None of us are above such desires not even Pokemon.
Describe your ideal significant other.
Someone who will not question Team Rocket - or better yet, supports us. Someone who is smart enough to hold a discussion with. Someone I can trust and who won't leave.
[HE MEANS GIOVANNI.]
How do you deal with depression, stress or sadness?
The way anyone would. Medication works wonders. [Th-that's really not the sort of thing you should be saying...!]
How do you think of yourself?
I am a Team Rocket Executive for a reason. I have worked very hard to achieve this rank and I certainly do deserve it.
How do your friends think of you?
I would imagine quite the same way.
How do your enemies think of you?
They tend to see me as "evil," or some other stereotype that has been applied to Team Rocket over the years.
Who is your biggest role model?
Giovanni, of course.
What is your biggest accomplishment to date?
I played a major part in creating the radio wave that was used at the Lake of Rage to force evolution on hundreds of Magikarps. I took over the Radio Tower in Goldenrod City and controlled the airwaves in the attempt to find our boss and bring Team Rocket back to the glory it once held.
What has been your most humbling experience to date?
I was defeated by a mere child twice. Giovanni was defeated by a child as well, but somehow I thought the same thing wouldn't happen to me. It was... not one of my better experiences.
What will it take for you to die happy?
I want to bring Team Rocket back. Still, I suppose I could die relatively happy if I could at least discuss the future of Team Rocket with the boss. Or... maybe find someone who really cares about me...
What would you rather be doing right now?
I would much rather be seeking Giovanni, or at least planning our comeback with Petrel, Proton, and Ariana.
[AND THEN HE RAN OFF TO STALK GIOVANNI SOME MORE. THE END.]