Quote of the Day: July 30, 2007
"Macs are so unbelievable that you could plug one into that tree and it would play music."
-Jeff being a nerd while camping Talk about a whirlwind weekend... but here it is ( Read more... )

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So. The basement flooded. One big problem. I live in the basement. I may now be homeless. We'll see though.

Quote of the Day: July 11, 2007
"The mattress on which the corpse lay had been sodden and had now dried almost completely into one enormous posture-sprung scab."
-Past Mortem by Ben Elton I had a bit of a freakout earlier this week and I came to some surprising realizations about myself. It was revealing ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: July 6, 2007
"CNN: An ice sheet the size of 11,000 football fields has broke off in the Arctic.
Dad: Is that Canadian football fields or American football fields? There's a big difference people. Clarify." Wow. It's been a while people. Sorry. You know how life gets. Things just get a bit fast and things like this get left behind ( Read more... )

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Quote of the Day: June 1, 2007
"Probably not, but I can't be sure. He might have bled to death, or the shock might have done it, I suppose, and also with so fat a man there would have been copious seepage. There are many other fluids in the body besides blood, and some are specifically produced during trauma. It's possible that Bishop might ( Read more... )

Quote of the Day: May 22, 2007
"I can't believe I fucked you! You don't even know the current vice president."
-The Big Bamboo by Tim Dorsey


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