Borat is the funniest movie I've ever seen. Mark, you can thank me later for being smarter than you. For real though, if there's anyone who doesn't love this movie, they're an idiot and I'll no longer speak to them. The end.
I think that's pretty obvious. On top of him being the biggest faggot (Besides you, calm down) he's SO into you. God, I can't imagine what it's like to have men flocking after you...oh wait, of course I can.
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Mark: Jess, i appreciate that they let your parents out of the ward every now and then , but i don't trust 2 mental patients movie reviews.
Jess: Please mark, I'll suck you off- i don't want to see Borat, i heard its a political comedy and you know i am as dumb as dirt.
Mark: Oh simple , simple Jesss, just trust me.
Jess: Ok mark you always know whats hot and in and cool and funny so I will listen to you.
Mark: Thats a good little asshole , now go get yourself some whoppers.
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Mark: Ugh I hate movies about politics, I always feel so dumb. Besides, I don't have a ticket.
Jess: It's not about politics you asshole-licking faggot. Plus, you don't need a ticket because like I just told you ten times, I will sneak you in.
Mark: Fine, but if it doesn't work, you're getting in trouble. Not me.
Jess: Obviously, just shut up and look pretty.
20 minutes later on line for the movie...
Mark: Now wait, what am I supposed to do again?
Jess: Nothing, just stand there...fucking retard.
We get in the movie get seats...whopper situation...vomit...movie starts
Mark: ::Laughing hysterically::
Me: Next time I tell you something's funny, believe me.
Mark: Yes master. You're the smartest, prettiest, and wittiest person I've ever met. I praise the ground you walk on.
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