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rockin_rachel

roxanne

Oct 20, 2003 00:37

house of pies friday with matt and people was fun. saw the most hardcore mullet. it was blonde and scary. luis knows what im talking about. afterwards i went to shanes and we watched jesus's son. i fell asleep but i think it was a good movie ( Read more... )

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deus_machina October 20 2003, 20:51:24 UTC

The Night Kids will be there to race on Westheimer downhill.
My name is Takumi and I will be bringing my s13 shopping cart-roku.

gumtape deathmatch is encouraged.

deus_machina October 20 2003, 20:54:10 UTC

This just in. Dj Tiesto, Chris Liebing, Jeff Mills and Carl Cox will be at this event.
Since these dj's were too expensive to get, They'll all be spinning their cd players and each one of you will have to pass the headphones to each other.
I'm sorry for the inconvinience, but high profile dj's are very hard to get.

deus_machina October 20 2003, 20:55:47 UTC

Live from electronic aisle, we have Ak1nak0 reporting on the crazy event!

deus_machina October 20 2003, 20:58:09 UTC

OH MY GOD THIS IS CRAZY MATE!

We just skipped about 50 old white ladies or so now we're in the electronic aisle.

The kids are ABSOLUTELY dying over here. That's right, you heard it. Dj Tiesto is here!!!! Walmart Employee #2371 is currently playing his new CD on Walmart's strongest stereo system, the mighty 50 watt JBL Audio Pro Convex Kaboom Xtra Bass box.

oh what's this?!?!?! OH MY GOD THIS IS MANIAC! He's turning the lights ON and OFF! How crazy can this be?

You have to be here to experiance this once in a lifetime Tiesto concert!!!

Back to my friend machina!

deus_machina October 20 2003, 20:59:39 UTC

Breaking news!!
This just in, a crew of maybe 15 vatos just walked in and they all posess carts with styles never seen before. Apparently they have many metals in the inside of their tires (they call them spokes). The shopping carts are very low to the ground, and they all seem to have some of the best portable cd player system around!

Oh wait, That's not all, They all have controllers on their hands!!!

OMG, THIS IS INCREDIBLE!!
THEY ARE MAKING THE CARTS JUMP UP ON THE AIR WITH SOME SORT OF HYDRAULIC MECHANISM!

THIS IS UNKNOWN!!!

deus_machina October 20 2003, 21:02:37 UTC

Yes this commonly called the "low rider" style where the carts are purposely low to ground so that these "vatos" can scrape the quarters of the streets in order for them to buy 10000 spoke rims.

OH NO! THAT MAN CAN'T SEE!! HIS RED, GREEN, and WHITE BEANIE IS BELOW HIS NOSE!!!!!

Oh wait nevermind, he's all right folks, he seems to posses some kind of supersonic radioactive sound wave sense of sight. However, he might need to see a chiropracter because his neck is tilted horribly back.

anonymous October 20 2003, 21:11:14 UTC

That's it for this week on the Walmart Hot 100 Essential Mix.
Check back with us next week where we feature a double header....

***Dj Tiesticles vs Carl Cocks*** on 69 decks.

Same damn IPs, same damn LJs. You better *heart* this shit. You *heart* it good.

That's it for for now
sincerely

Machina & Ak1na
(aka Minority Superiority)