ZETA: EPISODE 09
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EPISODE 09: A NEW BOND
I never much like it when they change Bonds around. >:
EEEEEEEEEARTH.
EARTHZOOM.
SUPER!EARTHZOOM.
..............what.
Oh right, we ditched Reccoa a while back. She somehow wound up in the Amazon.
This reminds me of that fucking MGS3 battle versus The Sorrow. Do I even have to mention how many times I fucked that shit up before I realized all I had to do was bite some fucking pill?
"HEY, BRING THAT BOAT OVER HERE."
DAN DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
TO THINK YOU WERE FOUND, RECCOA! HOW TRAGIC.
Guy on the left is incredibly displeased. Guy on the right is grabbing Reccoa's tit and thumbing it gently.
Reccoa rages.
BITCH MY LIFE PARTNER CAN TOUCH YOU WHEREVER HE WANTS
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WE'RE GONNA RA--
DAMN IT, TENTACLE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GRAB THE GIRL!
BUT IT'S A DRUG DEALER WITH A WHIP. HE ORDERS THEM: "Drop the guns. And your belts..."
AWESOMMME.
...o-oh, not those belts. Damn...
Reccoa ganks that shit and runs.
wat
WHAT A FUCKING MANLY MAN, SAVING THE CHICK AND TELLING THE BAD GUYS TO KEEP RUNNING OR HE'LL SHOOT.
"BUT I'M GONNA HIT A TREE IF I KEEP RUNNING STRAIGHT!"
"RUN AROUND THE TREES, MORON."
This is actual dialogue. I am not making this up. Brb laughing so hard I'm crying.
Sexy as hell gun twirling.
Reccoa's like, wow you're manly as hell who are you.
I'M KAI SHIDEN DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME FROM THE FIRST SERIES JEEZ LADY
This is only the beginning of sweet Jesus everyone turned really hot in Zeta.
Meanwhile, in space, everyone is enjoying a tastey burger.
"Did you get me chicken again?"
"There sure is a lot of activity out at Ahman City!"
Actual dialogue.
NOM.
Although I'm more focused on that phallic rock back there.
I should have done a Burger Counter with my Smack Counter and Soft Drink Counter but oh well.
SUDDENLY!
"HARO!"
OMGSKDHGJSHDKJGHKSDJG!!
and kamille panties yesssssssss
Kamille's fapping over engineering and Emma walks in telling him to go to some pilots meeting. Kamille's not pissy with her for a change, but Emma sure is. She scolds that he has to go, and Kamille says no.
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Back in the Amazon!
...
Wonderful!
So Kai joins Reccoa in Sheep Counting, which has reached 48.
Reccoa becomes difficult but she's unaware that Kai is the most amazingly difficult person in the universe.
Oh baby, don't hurt me.
No more.
Talk about AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.
"HURRY, RUN!"
This is so adorable. Oh, Kamille.
"YOU'RE LATE."
QUATTRO JUMP!
Nevermind that these three would also be late if they're just now showing up. But I guess they're so awesome it doesn't matter. Except for Wong. The guy in purple. He asks who that kid is. Henken says ... a pilot. Wong asks "IS THAT KAMILLE?!" Henken reluctantly says yes.
Wong gets out of the car.
WONG APPROACHES.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING.
I SURE DO.
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IT'S NO USE TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY LIKE THAT, KAMILLE.
You know what. As impossible looking as those limbs are,
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I'm going to count it as a friendly Gundam greeting.
KAMILLE AND WONG START ARGUING LOUDLY WITH EACH OTHER ON THE STREET.
I mean.
QUATTRO DOESN'T THINK EMMA NOR HENKEN SHOULD HELP.
...HENKEN LOOKS MORE AMAZED THAN UPSET IF YOU ASK ME.
Wong: Hey Kamille!
Kamille: NO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HIT ME AGAIN--
Wong: Naw, man! I was just messing with ya!
Kamille: ... weeell--
KICK!
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DAMN IT!
KAMILLE COUNTERATTACKS!
DENIED.
STOP DODGING!
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FINALLY, KAMILLE IS THE ONE TO UP THE COUNTER.
(That punch was quite fast, so I could only get hilariously retarded in between frames.)
Kamille cries out in triumph, "IS THAT ALL YOU'VE--"
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Way to go, Kamille!
Kamille looks around and sees Quattro, Emma, and Henken have long since ditched him, leaving him behind with this man who is quite literally kicking his ass.
BUT YOU'RE SO ADORABLE, KAMILLE, YOU'LL GET AWAY WITH A STERN TALKING TO THIS TIME.
"BUT--"
25
GOD DAMN IT KAMILLE DON'T YOU LEARN
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APAPRENTLY NOT.
"VIOLENCE IS NO ANSWER!"
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...damn it, Kamille.
How many times must Wong CORRECT you before you shut up. You're lucky you're passing out right about now.
Kamille blacks the fuck out and he wakes up aboard the Argama.
He gets mocked by Apolly and Roberto who are either getting dressed or undressed around him. Kamille ignores them, however, and looks at his surroundings. Something is horribly amiss here. Something is... something is missing! Oh god, where--
FFFFFFFFFFFFF LT. QUATTRO
YOU BROUGHT BACK HIS TOY
ALKHSDLKDNLKDG ; ^; ♥♥♥♥♥ apolly is not pleased
Except this isn't the real Haro, this is a replacement Haro because I'm going to assume Wong kicked the shit out of that, too. Kamille baw's over everything and Quattro is the only one that seems to feel pity for Kamille, although he tries to hide it, BUT THE LAMENT IN HIS VOICE IS ALL TOO OBVIOUS.
Quattro toughens up his love and tells Kamille to get ready anyway. Kamille says no.
Emma appears.
Hey Kamille. She's got something for you.
Oh really what could that b--
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It doesn't end for you, does it, Kamille.
It occurs to me I'm taking far too long with this summary so let's speed things up.
Pimp Machine!
We're never shown what it is Emma does to man up Kamille, but when he comes back Kamille is cheery and confident. He heads for the Mk II and Haro bounces after him, chiming, "Kamille! Catch me!"
lkhdkhsgdg so cute skldhgskldg
ANFLKhslkdhgljshKJSHDG ♥
Haro is so fucking adorable oh my god it is bouncing all over while Kamille's trying to be manly and serious slkdhkghkdsg.
HM.
Talking talking talking oh my god why do I make these so long holy fuck.
More adorable things happen as Kamille goes on a mission with Quattro, who sticks close to him to teach him how to do all sorts of things. FIGHT. BE A MAN. ETC. This includes Kamille failing to use a gun properly because he left the safety on.
...
But Kamille's Newtype senses are tingling and when he comes back to, everybody around him is DEEEEEEEAD.
"Nice shootin', Tex."
Quattro... your strange affection for Kamille is so hilarious.
But they start to argue!
OH NO, IS THIS ANOTHER SMACK FOR THE SMACK COUNTER--
OH.
UHHH.
lol j/k let's go
Kamille's Newtype senses have been tingling again and now he's wondering why Quattro's busy playing Rambo. Let us just say that not all Newtypes are powerful psychics or have a particular drive for preserving human life.
Kamille's too busy thinking this to realize Quattro has stopped walking so he smacks right into his back, earning a 'what the hell is your problem' look from Quattro and his wingmen. Kamille, you're adorable.
ELSEWHERE.
EMMA RAGE. she didn't call him Cockrikan this time. :(
The phrase "IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND" comes up in the following scenes once Kamille stops tripping out on Newtype rape and not paying attention to what's going on so I can't explain it either.
You know, Quattro, he wouldn't be spacing out like that if you didn't slip things into his drinks.
MECHA BATTLE TIME.
EMMA FIGHTS COCKRIKAN WHILE THE ARGAMA TRIES TO ESCAPE. KAMILLE APPEARS TO SAVE THE DAY.
THERE, THERE'S YOUR ACTION SHOT. I INCLUDED IT.
Emma's about to whoop Kamille's ass for showing up at all, but ultimately Kamille talks his way out of it for a change. Henken also appears (YAY) and this battle ENDS IN SMILES AND LAUGHTER! :D
Reccoa: No seriously who the hell are you.
EPISODE 09: A NEW BOND
I never much like it when they change Bonds around. >:
EEEEEEEEEARTH.
EARTHZOOM.
SUPER!EARTHZOOM.
..............what.
Oh right, we ditched Reccoa a while back. She somehow wound up in the Amazon.
This reminds me of that fucking MGS3 battle versus The Sorrow. Do I even have to mention how many times I fucked that shit up before I realized all I had to do was bite some fucking pill?
"HEY, BRING THAT BOAT OVER HERE."
DAN DANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
TO THINK YOU WERE FOUND, RECCOA! HOW TRAGIC.
Guy on the left is incredibly displeased. Guy on the right is grabbing Reccoa's tit and thumbing it gently.
Reccoa rages.
BITCH MY LIFE PARTNER CAN TOUCH YOU WHEREVER HE WANTS
18
WE'RE GONNA RA--
DAMN IT, TENTACLE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GRAB THE GIRL!
BUT IT'S A DRUG DEALER WITH A WHIP. HE ORDERS THEM: "Drop the guns. And your belts..."
AWESOMMME.
...o-oh, not those belts. Damn...
Reccoa ganks that shit and runs.
wat
WHAT A FUCKING MANLY MAN, SAVING THE CHICK AND TELLING THE BAD GUYS TO KEEP RUNNING OR HE'LL SHOOT.
"BUT I'M GONNA HIT A TREE IF I KEEP RUNNING STRAIGHT!"
"RUN AROUND THE TREES, MORON."
This is actual dialogue. I am not making this up. Brb laughing so hard I'm crying.
Sexy as hell gun twirling.
Reccoa's like, wow you're manly as hell who are you.
I'M KAI SHIDEN DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME FROM THE FIRST SERIES JEEZ LADY
This is only the beginning of sweet Jesus everyone turned really hot in Zeta.
Meanwhile, in space, everyone is enjoying a tastey burger.
"Did you get me chicken again?"
"There sure is a lot of activity out at Ahman City!"
Actual dialogue.
NOM.
Although I'm more focused on that phallic rock back there.
I should have done a Burger Counter with my Smack Counter and Soft Drink Counter but oh well.
SUDDENLY!
"HARO!"
OMGSKDHGJSHDKJGHKSDJG!!
and kamille panties yesssssssss
Kamille's fapping over engineering and Emma walks in telling him to go to some pilots meeting. Kamille's not pissy with her for a change, but Emma sure is. She scolds that he has to go, and Kamille says no.
19
Back in the Amazon!
...
Wonderful!
So Kai joins Reccoa in Sheep Counting, which has reached 48.
Reccoa becomes difficult but she's unaware that Kai is the most amazingly difficult person in the universe.
Oh baby, don't hurt me.
No more.
Talk about AMERICA, FUCK YEAH.
"HURRY, RUN!"
This is so adorable. Oh, Kamille.
"YOU'RE LATE."
QUATTRO JUMP!
Nevermind that these three would also be late if they're just now showing up. But I guess they're so awesome it doesn't matter. Except for Wong. The guy in purple. He asks who that kid is. Henken says ... a pilot. Wong asks "IS THAT KAMILLE?!" Henken reluctantly says yes.
Wong gets out of the car.
WONG APPROACHES.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S COMING.
I SURE DO.
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IT'S NO USE TRYING TO CRAWL AWAY LIKE THAT, KAMILLE.
You know what. As impossible looking as those limbs are,
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I'm going to count it as a friendly Gundam greeting.
KAMILLE AND WONG START ARGUING LOUDLY WITH EACH OTHER ON THE STREET.
I mean.
QUATTRO DOESN'T THINK EMMA NOR HENKEN SHOULD HELP.
...HENKEN LOOKS MORE AMAZED THAN UPSET IF YOU ASK ME.
Wong: Hey Kamille!
Kamille: NO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HIT ME AGAIN--
Wong: Naw, man! I was just messing with ya!
Kamille: ... weeell--
KICK!
22
DAMN IT!
KAMILLE COUNTERATTACKS!
DENIED.
STOP DODGING!
23
FINALLY, KAMILLE IS THE ONE TO UP THE COUNTER.
(That punch was quite fast, so I could only get hilariously retarded in between frames.)
Kamille cries out in triumph, "IS THAT ALL YOU'VE--"
24
Way to go, Kamille!
Kamille looks around and sees Quattro, Emma, and Henken have long since ditched him, leaving him behind with this man who is quite literally kicking his ass.
BUT YOU'RE SO ADORABLE, KAMILLE, YOU'LL GET AWAY WITH A STERN TALKING TO THIS TIME.
"BUT--"
25
GOD DAMN IT KAMILLE DON'T YOU LEARN
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APAPRENTLY NOT.
"VIOLENCE IS NO ANSWER!"
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...damn it, Kamille.
How many times must Wong CORRECT you before you shut up. You're lucky you're passing out right about now.
Kamille blacks the fuck out and he wakes up aboard the Argama.
He gets mocked by Apolly and Roberto who are either getting dressed or undressed around him. Kamille ignores them, however, and looks at his surroundings. Something is horribly amiss here. Something is... something is missing! Oh god, where--
FFFFFFFFFFFFF LT. QUATTRO
YOU BROUGHT BACK HIS TOY
ALKHSDLKDNLKDG ; ^; ♥♥♥♥♥ apolly is not pleased
Except this isn't the real Haro, this is a replacement Haro because I'm going to assume Wong kicked the shit out of that, too. Kamille baw's over everything and Quattro is the only one that seems to feel pity for Kamille, although he tries to hide it, BUT THE LAMENT IN HIS VOICE IS ALL TOO OBVIOUS.
Quattro toughens up his love and tells Kamille to get ready anyway. Kamille says no.
Emma appears.
Hey Kamille. She's got something for you.
Oh really what could that b--
28
It doesn't end for you, does it, Kamille.
It occurs to me I'm taking far too long with this summary so let's speed things up.
Pimp Machine!
We're never shown what it is Emma does to man up Kamille, but when he comes back Kamille is cheery and confident. He heads for the Mk II and Haro bounces after him, chiming, "Kamille! Catch me!"
lkhdkhsgdg so cute skldhgskldg
ANFLKhslkdhgljshKJSHDG ♥
Haro is so fucking adorable oh my god it is bouncing all over while Kamille's trying to be manly and serious slkdhkghkdsg.
HM.
Talking talking talking oh my god why do I make these so long holy fuck.
More adorable things happen as Kamille goes on a mission with Quattro, who sticks close to him to teach him how to do all sorts of things. FIGHT. BE A MAN. ETC. This includes Kamille failing to use a gun properly because he left the safety on.
...
But Kamille's Newtype senses are tingling and when he comes back to, everybody around him is DEEEEEEEAD.
"Nice shootin', Tex."
Quattro... your strange affection for Kamille is so hilarious.
But they start to argue!
OH NO, IS THIS ANOTHER SMACK FOR THE SMACK COUNTER--
OH.
UHHH.
lol j/k let's go
Kamille's Newtype senses have been tingling again and now he's wondering why Quattro's busy playing Rambo. Let us just say that not all Newtypes are powerful psychics or have a particular drive for preserving human life.
Kamille's too busy thinking this to realize Quattro has stopped walking so he smacks right into his back, earning a 'what the hell is your problem' look from Quattro and his wingmen. Kamille, you're adorable.
ELSEWHERE.
EMMA RAGE. she didn't call him Cockrikan this time. :(
The phrase "IT'S JUST A FLESH WOUND" comes up in the following scenes once Kamille stops tripping out on Newtype rape and not paying attention to what's going on so I can't explain it either.
You know, Quattro, he wouldn't be spacing out like that if you didn't slip things into his drinks.
MECHA BATTLE TIME.
EMMA FIGHTS COCKRIKAN WHILE THE ARGAMA TRIES TO ESCAPE. KAMILLE APPEARS TO SAVE THE DAY.
THERE, THERE'S YOUR ACTION SHOT. I INCLUDED IT.
Emma's about to whoop Kamille's ass for showing up at all, but ultimately Kamille talks his way out of it for a change. Henken also appears (YAY) and this battle ENDS IN SMILES AND LAUGHTER! :D
Reccoa: No seriously who the hell are you.