don't eat the yellow snow

[rockinrehab]

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[hydrallus]

Did someone just dose me....

[rockinrehab]

one time i was driving down broadway in chicago, and the guy in front of me stopped quickly so i swerved around him, in the process cutting of the dude behind me who was trying to swerve around me. at the light i started yelling at him, and as things escalated, he called me a basehead. i had to stop the argument and ask him what a basehead was. he kept right on screaming at me though, explaining to me that i'm on crack while screaming at the top of his lungs.

[hydrallus]

Nice!! Love that thread. Don't know what it means, but thats what I like about it.

[rockinrehab]

yeah i figured out that i would just be peeing in my mouth, so i didn't end up performing the experiment

your experiment sounds intriguing though. it might be kinda nice on a cold day, feeling that warmth spread out from your crotch, like returning to the womb.

[conformity]

when im in a hurry to go to sleep, which is never, i brush my teeth while taking a shit.

[rockinrehab]

yeah its better to be seated, you don't get as much splashback that way

[limaceous]

How can one go to sleep in a hurry? "Oh fuck, I have to go to sleep RIGHT NOW!" You'd be doomed...you'd be sent to a "degayification" plant...fag!

[luckyhoss]

As long as you don't pee all over our bathroom.

Actually, feel free, as long as it's cleaned up in a timely fashion.

[limaceous]

Does that apply to all of us?

[luckyhoss]

Mmmmmmmmmmm...yes.

[midgette]

GARY SHANDLING?!!

[hydrallus]

I used to watch the Gary Shandling show. I even had the saxaphone sheet music to the theme song. I can still hum it.

Look at that smug fucker now. I HATE YOU RUBY LIPS!!

[midgette]

ha ha ha ha...ruby lips. ha. Sigh. Gary is a funny man.

[hydrallus]

yeah.. he is good... but kinda obscure really.