today she ate the phone book

[rockinrehab]

I don't know if you've ever smelt a scent that smells like burning.

That smells like a candle is inches from your nose and is roasting the tiny hairs that sometimes come out in your Kleenex with a sneeze.

But that's what my dog's farts smell like.

Comments

[ohmavie]

good to know

[limaceous]

Sounds more like what a brain tumor smells like.

[luckyhoss]

Dear Christ, is there anythnig that dog won't eat??