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[rockinriah]

I planned on sleeping until at least noon but ended up forced to go to a brunch at 9:30. A brunch that turned into a blind date. I may or may not have been signed over into an arranged marriage. I wasn't awake enough to pay any attention and I didn't much care about it either way anyway.

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[eddiejoshua]

That's awful luck, mate.

And here I thought my holiday was going badly.

[rockinriah]

Arranged marriage is the trump card, apparently. Feel free to try to top it, though.

[eddiejoshua]

All I can say is I hope she's a good lay.

[rockinriah]

You and me both, mate.

I wonder if lack of skill is a food enough reason to return her...

[shotofblonde]

Excuse me?

[rockinriah]

Megs! Be a doll and come visit.

And ask my mum if I'm engaged on your way up, yeah?

[shotofblonde]

You're not serious?

I mean, what the ever-loving fuck hell?

Has your mum lost her marbles?

[rockinriah]

Possibly. I don't really know.

Everyone was speaking in French. You know how bad I am at French. I could just have been wearing a particularly charming hat.

[marloww]

Ooh! Let me plan it.

[rockinriah]

Can you promise me no pink?

[marloww]

That I can do. Pink is just so cliche anyway. Perhaps a nice lavender would work.

[rockinriah]

Is it too late to veto all forms of purple?

[alliee_g]

... I'm...

.. just going to pretend I never read this.

[rockinriah]

Am I breaking your heart?