Last night's episode, "The Risky Business" was actually really funny. Here's the recap:
, and thus, sadly, I wasn't quite up to par with this recap. There are some funny bits though, I think, so read on if you must.
-Seth's short-sleeved sweater is really unnerving. REALLY UNNERVING. It's like emo lite. "Some people say Chivalry's dead, but I don't believe it." Seth made a funny! This is going to be an episode where Adam Brody shines once again, I can feel it in my bones.
-When they were talking about action stars, I was hoping Sandy would do another Sly impression. That would've been genius.
-NO JULIE COOPER? WHY, god WHY! How convenient that Marissa will be staying with the Cohens. Why don't they just have her lying naked on Ryan's bed--I think that would be a little bit less obvious to where this storyline is going.
-Haven't we had enough Trey already? He is very seedy. His head is really small, too--there's just something about it.
-Seth, yes! He was awesome with the: "You wanna make out in the mouth?" And I loved it when Ryan shoved him into the lockers. That was great.
-ZACH attack is back! YAY. Ooh, he wanted to see Elektra? Bad call, man. Thumbs way down. Where's the requisite Sin City reference? Nice way to be with the times, yo. Federlines.
-Sandy + Newpsies (Kim Oja with the cute long hair, you go girl!) + Trey looking back for help = best ever.
-The crystal egg from Risky Business was actually not that bad of a storyline. I know, I know I poo pooed it when I heard about it, but I was wrong. I'm sorry I doubted you, Josh. I thought this was going to be another Mallpisode, but it was on par with "The Secret" full of intentional/unintentional comedy.
-"Yeah, let's make it a threeway...wait, that came out weird..."
-Then as Ryan peeps on Marissa, Seth comes, sees her, then turns right back around. The look on Brody's face is priceless. "Come on, Trey's inside, wearing a shirt."
-MOTHAFUCK Ryan is ripped! I could look at that all day, and I'm not even a Ryan girl. Of course, Trey ruins the Marissa/Ryan smarm fest--good, you're too good for her, Ryan!
-"You're nasty, you're dirty. You're a cougar, you're an animal in the woods!" No, you are. Seth. Rowrr.
-Sandy bossing around the Newpsies, hilarious.
-I like Marissa's outfit. You know where I liked it better? Oh, when I saw something similar in my own closet! You are tricky, Marissa Cooper. I've got my eye on you.
-Sandy shines as the auctioneer, but the little montage scene isn't that interesting, with the Ram's head and all. And how come the people at the pseudo charity non yard sale aren't that attractive? Everyone in Orange County is attractive! Dammit!
-Good ole Trey steals the crystal egg for money. How's about biting the hand that feeds you, Trey? Huh? How about not ever being able to teach an old dog new tricks? How about making some more metaphors? How Chino of you, Trey.
-Ryan throws the keys at Seth, and he doesn't catch them (during the wingman bit) = great. His expression was priceless. I loved the music during this scene--Chemical Brothers rock me like Amadeus.
-Note to Marissa, please wear a bra. Please, for the love of Pete. If we wanted jiggling, we'd make jello.
-Summer selling her shoes was very cute. Rachel Bilson looked very cute overall in this ep. "Ew, foot fetish much?"
-This was my favorite scene: "Hello, pleased to meet you. I'm Pippens McGee from the Film Preservation Society..." I laughed out laugh at his voice. Funny as yit. The whole scene. The Jerry Maguire kid with the big head is in the car. Transmitro mnemonic homing device, must be Scientology. That Scientology is interesting. Oh, Elron, you slay me. Ryan throws Seth the crystal egg. "This never worked in PE!" Just like the movie, how expected.
NEXT time on the OC: Party Time, excellent. Party on, Wayne; party on, Garth. There's a rager next week (and honestly, I haven't heard anyone use that term since 1994) thrown by Marissa, in Trey's honor. What? This guy has been here for two episodes, and he's already got a party thrown in his favor. Silly OC writers, major storylines are for the real characters. And not even at his house/Alex's former lovenest. We miss you Alex, write us letters!
Holy crap Julie is gonna kill Lance! YAY! Oh, and Kirsten gets jealous or something. yada yada, writers trying to ruin the best relationship on the show.
until we meet again next week, ciao
Music from "The Risky Business" (I was so upset that there was no Bob Seger, you done me wrong, Josh Schwartz, you done me wrong...)
Play--Flunk
Sister Jack--Spoon
Love On A Real Train--Tangerine Dream
Banquet--Bloc Party
Legendary--Lou Barlow
Marvo Ging--Chemical Brothers
From celebrityspider.com via The OC Central
The OC star Kelly Rowan shuns all of the catering on the set of her hit TV show - because she only eats raw food. The 37-year-old actress, who plays Kirsten Cohen in the drama, has steered clear of cooked and processed foods for a large number of years, and it's meant preparing her own meals whenever she goes to work.
She says, "I don't eat any refined carbohydrates. I eat sprouted rice, I eat raw meat... nothing processed. "I've been doing it for 12 years and I've never been sick. I eat raw dairy; anything the body can assimilate. It's great, 'cause you don't feel like you're on a diet. I get so angry that women always feel that they're on some kind of diet because as soon as that happens you feel like you're in deprivation mode. "I had hyperglycemia when I was in my late 20s. I was really tired and I couldn't figure out why. I kept going to doctors and they kept saying to me, 'You're fine,' and I said, 'Well I'm not fine. I don't feel great,' and that sort of prompted (the diet)."
But Rowan does deviate from her strict eating plan for just one treat. She adds, "If I really want a piece of chocolate, which is my weakness, I will have a piece of chocolate."
Who else thinks that's completely dangerous! She could get SALMONELLA and other nasty bacterias. You eat raw food, you get chlamydia, and then you die.
OMG, someone is blasting AARON's PARTY outside! Oh, Aaron Carter. Make up your own comment to put here.
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