What kind of sick joke is this, Island?! This is absolutely not funny. AT ALL. Just because I was busy writing the perfect song this Christmas for some person and missed the deadline doesn't mean I need to be punished! This isn't a good way to celebrate the last day of the year either.
That said, achtung! Reiichirou Shiba, where are you? I intend to give you-- rather, present to you my present despite the irregularities of my physical appearance. I would advice that you would not laugh, unless you want a punch in the face to be your belated Christmas present. Anyone else who laughs will also be tied to my ride and will be dragged all across the island.
And thankfully this book is back, and will probably narrate what will happen to me the rest of the day.
[two things:
- Klavier is wearing
this little number why :(((((
- He is currently holding a
thick hard-bound book. It's basically a book that has text and if you read it aloud, what you say will happen in real life. OR SOMETHING. I hope that made sense -A-]