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[rocklikerunaway]

[For most of the day, Toph can be found either in the male or female washroom in the barracks, using an old rag to scrub out the bath tubs, and completely ignoring protests of anyone who might want to use those rooms and have a little more privacy. This is stuff servants should be doing, but she wants those playing cards and this was the deal. It's

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[audio]

[trollscream]

So...

Is the whole year counting thing just to see how many you get in before you inevitably die?

[audio]

[rocklikerunaway]

[Who is this guy? You know what, nevermind. If he wants to mess with her, he's on.]

Yeah, pretty much. Don't you count them?

[audio]

[trollscream]

[Pff. Bring it, girl.]

After the first couple of million, you lose count.

[audio]

[rocklikerunaway]

Not being able to count one by one must stink, especially if you have a whole year and you still can't figure it out.

[audio]

[trollscream]

[.......]

It's just not that important when your species general life-span isn't pathetically short.

[audio]

[rocklikerunaway]

Species?

What are you, some kind of armour-dillo?

[He sounds metal enough.]

[audio]

[trollscream]

[Grr]

Obviously I am not human.

[audio]

[rocklikerunaway]

Well yeah! I can hear that. So what are you?

[audio]

[trollscream]

A Cybertronian from the planet Cybertron.

To your probably overly simple mind: I am a really big robot.

[Except for the keep having had scaled him down, but shhh.]

[audio]

[rocklikerunaway]

... What's a robot?

[audio]

[trollscream]

Take a human, turn them completely metal and add a much greater level of intelligence. And there you have it, a robot.

[rocklikerunaway]

You're made of metal?

[She thought he was just wearing armour or something. This is so cool!]

[trollscream]

Yes. My entire species is metal. Why?

[Are you amazed? Because you should be. He's awesome and stuff.]

[rocklikerunaway]

I bend metal.

[trollscream]

Well, most metal can be bent given certain level of strength. So I have no doubt you could bend a spoon or something.

[rocklikerunaway]

Pfft! Who'd waste their time bending spoons?

I bend entire ships!

[Well, okay, she bends holes in them. But it's the same thing.]