So, it turns out that when I drunkenly professed "I've always wanted you" last summer I wasn't really lying. Who knew? Checkity check it out. I went back in time (archived posts on LJ...crrazy) and found concrete evidence that supports that statement. AND apparently it's twice you've told me "Let's get married." I think it all stemmed from what you ( Read more... )

"So uh, do condoms expire?" - THREE PEOPLE have asked me that. THREE ( Read more... )

I am very unhappy with my mother. Can I please trade her in for someone who will be reasonable?

Barf.

I saw Sean Cary at TacoBell tonight. He is a cool kid.

Restless, stuck at home, fuckin' 10:30 curfew. I am a senior for crissake. In the words of the eloquent PF: 123fuckshitfuckbitchfuck ( Read more... )

So this college-partying 3-day weekend morphed ever so maliciously into a 6-day break spent mainly with my family. In San Antonio. Life just doesn't want me to have fun ( Read more... )

I'm alive. And home. And unpacked. And grungy from the 4 hours drive from San An.

More later.

Balls ( Read more... )

I definitely can't sleep. Mainly, it's because I've been staying up late these past few nights to work on college essays. Stupid sleep cycle. I can just hear my mother saying "I told you so ( Read more... )

Break time ( Read more... )

Christina Brooks is a fatty.
Proof?

In my AIM profile it says "midnight is my indelible street car"
(Lyrics to Knifefights...duh)
and Christina IMs me today saying...
"I thought [it] said inedible street car."

Oh Christina. You crazy, and I <3 you ( Read more... )

College essays are busy raping me up the ass ( Read more... )