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“Do you”…
735.) Twirl your hair?: no
736.) Hate yourself?: no
737.) Want to kill yourself?: no, why would I?
738.) Dream of death and blood and gore?: nope
739.) Go into frequent fits of depression and/or rage?: no
740.) Touch your face a lot?: yes
741.) Watch MTV?: rarely
742.) Have any lesbian/gay/bi friends?: yeah
743.) Consider yourself tolerant of other people’s differences?: yeah
744.) Wish you could fly?: yes!
745.) Wish you could be invisible?: sometimes
746.) Read minds?: no
747.) Watch wrestling?: heck no
748.) Like filling out love surveys?: of course, I do at least one every day
749.) Work out?: no
750.) Play any sports?: nope
More Have You Ever…
751.) Gotten a DUI?: no
752.) A speeding ticket?: nope
753.) Been in a fist fight?: no
754.) Participated in a backyard wrestling match?: kind of, we used to wrestle in my yard...
755.) Considered a life as a criminal?: no, I wouldnt be a good criminal lol
756.) Held a gun?: yeah
757.) Considered prostituting yourself for money?: no
758.) Been used?: yeah
759.) Been rejected?: no
60.) Experimented with homosexuality?: no
61.) Threw up on a roller coaster?: no
762.) Laughed so hard you peed your pants?: almost... just almost...
763.) Slept more than 13 hours straight?: yes
764.) Tackled the mailman?: haha I wish
765.) Laugh so hard you cried?: yeah
766.) Been on the phone for more than 5 hours straight?: yeah, I felt pathetic
767.) Done crack?: no
768.) Done cocaine?: no
769.) Passed out during school?: nope
770.) Had unprotected sex?: yes
Random Questions!!!!!!!!!!
771.) Do you know what boricua/moricua/morena mean?: no
772.) What language is spoke in Brazil?: i dunno
773.) Can you name all 32 football teams in the NFL?: heck no
774.) How about every baseball team in MLB? same answer
775.) Do you like hot dogs?: not all that much
776.) Are baseball games fun?: no
777.) Is 7 a lucky number?: yes
778.) Do you believe in Ouiji boards?: no
779.) Have you ever played a guitar?: well...I have tried to
780.) Do you have dreams about becoming famous?: no
781.) Do you like U2?: nope
782.) Has anyone ever asked you about U2 and you responded “I LOVE U2!” and the other person got really confused?: uh...no
783.) Do you own a CD by the Beatles?: yeah, I stole them from my dad, he had every single one
784.) Do you straighten your hair?: sometimes, if I feel like it
785.) Do you wear sweat pants?: sometimes if I'm lazy
786.) Do you wear black lipstick?: no, it looks funky on me
787.) What kind of headphones do you have?: none, I need new ones
788.) Do you use your portable CD player a lot?: yeah
789.) How often do you need to buy a new CD player?: i need a new one right now! its been 3 years since I got this one
790.) What is the CD in your CD player right now?: Bayside and Pretty Girls Make Graves mix
791.) How often do you change your underwear?: Every day
792.) Are you addicted to popping pimples?: no
793.) Do you ever slip and accidentally say “pimping popples” instead of “popping pimples”?: uh...no, I dont believe i have
794.) Do you have a walk in closet?: no
795.) Did you ever get stuck in a closet while listening to “Harder to breathe” or whatever by Maroon 5?: uh....no... what the hell?
796.) Do you pray daily?: heck no
797.) If you die right now what will happen to you?: ::gasps:: I wont be able to see Blake after work!
798.) Are you paranoid?: sometimes
799.) Do you go to thrift stores to shop?: yes
800.) Have you ever seen a used pair of underwear for sale?: yeah, its gross dude
Which One Are You?
801.) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle: RAPHAEL!!!! Fershizzle!
802.) Power Ranger: I dont know
803.) Rugrat: Chucky!!! I loved that little dorky kid...
804.) Powerpuff Girl: Buttercup. Hella badass.
805.) Villain: I dont know
Do You Own…
806.) A cell phone?: yeah
807.) A CPR certification card?: no
808.) A Member’s Only jacket?: nope
809.) A book over 900 pages long?: probably not
810.) A porno?: nope
811.) A gun?: no
812.) A pair of toe socks?: yes, but i don't wear them
813.) A portable DVD player? no
814.) A Michael Bolton CD?: no
815.) A car?: yeah
816.) A trucker hat?: no
817.) A pair of cut-off shorts?: no
818.) A wife beater?: yes
819.) A butcher knife?: no
820.) A pocket knife?: no
821.) A Rolex?: no, what a waste of money
822.) A bike?: I think so
823.) A thong?: yes, lots
824.) A bikini?: yeah
825.) A speedo (guys)?: .....
826.) Anything from Tijuana?: no
827.) A drum set?: nope
828.) An electric guitar?: nope
829.) A signed photo of anyone famous?: yeah
830.) Any of the “Rocky” movies?: no
More Random Questions….no they will not stop
831.) Do you have fleas?: no
832.) Quote Aladdin in any way: "do you trust me?"
833.) Did you ever play backyard baseball in real life?: yeah
834.) How big is your backyard?: small
835.) Do you like hairy backs?: no
836.) Hairy chests?: no
837.) Are you attracted to older men/women?: yeah, Blake's 18
838.) Do you wish you had more hair?: no
839.) What does Prilosec treat?: I dont know
841.) Are you on any medication?: no
842.) Do you have asthma?: no
843.) Do you have an inhaler?: no
844.) Do you use your inhaler more than 5 times a week?: no
845.) Do you think you need to take medication for this disorder?: nope
846.) When was the last time you got a haircut?: I trimmed and cut side bangs in my hair about a week ago
847.) What is your hair length?: shoulder length
848.) Do you know how to change a tire?: no
849.) Do you know how to change oil in a car?: no
850.) Did a ring ever turn your finger purple/blue/green?: yep, my mood ring that brad stole turned my finger green
851.) Have you ever taken a bus ride to another state?: nope
852.) Have you ever taken a bus to the mall?: yes, plenty of times
853.) Do you like the show Recess?: no
854.) What’s your take on the show Judge Judy?: its pretty lame
855.) When did WW2 start?: I dunno
856.) When did it end?: ....
857.) What is your nationality?: american
858.) Where did your family come from?: america? lol
859.) Have you ever been to Hell?: Yeah, I was just there a week ago with my family, it was full of precious memories.
860.) Do you believe there is a Satan?: no
861.) Do you believe in angels?: no
862.) Do people always tell you that you look stoned?: yeah
863.) What percentage of the time are you actually NOT stoned?: 100%
864.) Do you like to say random words during conversations like “naked” to get people’s reactions?: yes
865.) Do you own any NKOTB merchandise?: no, I never listened to them
866.) Have you ever gotten the urge to bang any member from Menudo?: no, they were all gross
867.) Aren’t those Menudo kids soooooooooooooo sexy?: hell no
868.) Do you constantly use away messages even if you are gone for 3 days at one shot?: no
869.) Do you collect anything?: yeah
870.) Have you ever made a bong from an exhaust pipe?: no, i've never made a bong out of anything
871.) Do you have pothead neighbors?: no
872.) Which is your favorite toe?: I dont know, I dont really care about toes actually
873.) Favorite finger?: pointer finger
874.) How many wisdom teeth do you have?: none
875.) Do you have a Kidz Bop CD?: no, those cds are creepy
876.) Do you like to watch the Kidz Bop commercials just because they’re so sad and stupid?: no, but I will agree that they are sad and stupid though
877.) Have you ever made out with someone of the same sex?: yes
878.) If you answered yes to 877, WHY????????!!!: Cause girl on girl action is hot. lol.
879.) Do you grind a lot?: no
880.) Do you like to grate cheese?: no
881.) Can you sing the Oscar Meyer jingle?: yep, whoever cant is pretty lame in my book. j/k.
882.) Are you related to someone famous through only 3 degrees of seperation?: no
883.) How about 5 degrees of seperation?: no
884.) OK be honest…hows the survey so far?: its alright, its passing the time so thats good
885.) Do you usually like to answer all the questions on surveys?: I delete some of them usually
886.) What time is it?: 11:14 AM
887.) Do you use the word ‘uber’ a lot?: no, not alot, occasionally
888.) Do you pretend like you know other languages when you really don’t?: yeah, sometimes I like to mumble non existent words and pretend i'm speaking in japanese or something. haha.
889.) Can you take a crap in other people’s houses without feeling awkward?: no
890.) Have you ever overflowed a toilet in public?: no
891.) What did you do?: ......
892.) Have you ever heard an old lady say “fuck”?: yes, and it was weird.
893.) Do you swear like a sailor?: yeah
894.) Do you think it’s sassy when people of the opposite sex swear every once in a while when they usually don’t?: ...uh...I dont know
895.) Can you sit on the toilet and take a poo?: uh...isnt that how its supposed to work anyways?
896.) What term do you like to use for poo the most: shit
897.) What does PMS stand for?: pre menstrual syndrome
898.) Do you like to inhale potpourri?: no, is that supposed to get you high or something?
899.) Can you say the alphabet backwards without stopping?: yes
900.) How far can you count on your fingers?: to 10, since thats as high as they go...
901.) Are outhouses or porta potties ok for you?: no, I cant use them
902.) What is the funniest portapotty company name you have ever seen?: i dont know..
903.) How many people are on your AIM buddy list?: 131
904.) Do you like the Godfather movies?: never seen them
905.) How about Good Fellas?: same answer
906.) Watch the Sopranos?: nope
907.) Does the mobster life appeal to you?: no
908.) Do you know anyone in the mob?: no
909.) Have you ever woken up to find a horse head laying in your bed? no
910.) If you could rename your town to be anything you want, what would you name it?: I cant think of anything creative at the moment
911.) Osama Bin Laden: dead or alive?: in a coma
912.) Do you wear a lot of bright colors?: no
913.) Do you watch day time soaps?: nope
914.) Do you watch Cartoon Network?: sometimes
915.) Do you use a calculator?: yes
916.) What kind is it?: the one on my phone
917.) Do you like pizza to be delivered to you?: yes
918.) Did you ever have to do a science project?: yes
919.) Don’t they suck?: yes
920.) Did you ever have to help a family member with a science project?: no
921.) Do you help out at the Special Olympics?: no
922.) Do you know anyone with mental disabilities?: yeah
923.) Are you a racist?: no
924.) When you go to restaurants do you eat a lot or try and minimize you intake?: i just eat until i'm full
925.) Do you diet?: no
926.) Do you have trouble sticking to promises?: no
Hygeine
927.) How often do you shower?: every day
928.) Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?: yep
929.) How often do you wash your face?: every night
930.) When you bleed do you use a band aid?: no
931.) Do you wash your cuts out with soap and water?: no
932.) Do you wash your hair every day?: no
933.) Do you blow your nose a lot?: no, only when I need to
934.) Do you cough a lot?: yeah kind of
935.) If so, do you cover your mouth or let the germs fly?: i usually remember to cover my mouth
936.) Do you wear deoderant regularly?: yeah