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Questions
1) Which contest would you be most willing to compete in-a bake off, a pie eating contest, a wet tshirt contest, a spelling bee or a marathon race? bake off
2) How would you prefer to die-at a public hanging, in a fire, by drowning, or by a shark attack? drowning
3) Which scenario would cause you to feel more guilt-accidentally shooting someone in the chest or starting a forest fire that killed thousands of animals? starting a fire that killed thousands of animals
4) What would you rather drink a glass of-mud puddle water, olive oil, vinegar, or saliva? mud puddle water
5) If you won a $1,000 shopping spree what type of store would you spend it in-toy store, electronics store, book store, clothing store or home decor store? Electronics store
6) What would you rather eat for dinner-raccoon spare ribs, deep fried gerbils, St. Bernard steak, or kitty cat stir-fry? racoon spare ribs....gross
7) If you were poor and desperate what would you sell first-your sperm/eggs, your wedding ring, your car or your body (prostitution)? wedding ring
8) What would you rather do-run through a preschool naked, walk across hot coals, iron your chest or staple bologna to your cheek? run through a preschool naked...why would you wanna do the other things? they're painful!!!
9) A friend builds a time machine and wants you to travel with him, which direction do you travel-into the past, into the future, or do you refuse to go? past
10) What would you rather have thrown at you-an ounce of battery acid, an ice pick, five throwing stars, or fifty spiders? 50 spiders
For $1,000,000 would you...
x...murder a homeless person? yes
x...eat a handful of maggots? no
x...let someone vomit into your mouth? no
x...sit on a wasps nest? no
x...spend 30 mintues letting a vulture pick at your feet? yes
x...get a 666 tattoo on your forehead? no
x...cheat on your spouse? no
x...shave the top layer of your skin off and roll in a sandbox? no, wtf
x...star in a hardcore porno? no
x...beat up a member of the clergy? maybe
x...walk barefoot over 100 razor blades? no
x...change your ethnicity? yeah sure why not lol
x...permanently glue a set of antlers to your head? no
x...urinate on an electric fence? no
x...swim in a septic tank? no
x...cut off one of your toes and eat it? no
x...hold a tarantula? yes
x...spend a night alone in a known haunted house? yeah
1) Which of the five senses would you rather lose-sight, hearing, touch, taste or smell? smell
2) Which food group would you rather give up for the rest of your life-vegetables, fruits, meats, dairy, grains or sweets? meats
3) Which reputation would you rather have-promiscuous, dumb as a post, or ugly as sin? dumb as a post
4) In ten years which condition would you rather suffer from-obesity, hearing loss, incontinence, or senility? senility
5) What type of commercial would you rather be in-herpes medication, hemmorhoid cream, athletes foot medicine or adult diapers? athletes foot...
6) What would you rather give up for a month-all human contact, hygeine products or electricity? electricity
7) Where would you rather be lost-at sea, in the desert, in a cave, or in the jungle? cave
8) You find marijuana growing in your garden, what do you do-smoke it, sell it, destroy it or call the police? sell it lol
9) Would you go to the bathroom in your pants for two days, without changing your clothes, for a $10,000 shopping spree at the nearest mall? no, totally not worth it
10) What would you rather rid the world of-disease, crime, or hunger? disease
What do you eat when you raid the fridge late at night? usually cheese...or cereal lol
What is your secret guaranteed weeping movie? the note book lol...it just kind of happens.... man do I feel pathetic...
If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done? I wouldnt get plastic surgery on anything...
Do you have a completely irrational fear? no
What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments? shifty eyes, running hands through hair, looking at my feet
Are you a pyromaniac? a little bit
Do you have too many love interests? no
Do you know anyone famous? no
Describe your bed: ugly and uncomfortable
Who would play you in a movie? i dunno
Do you know how to play poker? yep, like a pro
What do you carry with you at all times? my cell phone
What do you miss most about being a kid? nothing really
Are you happy with your given name? no
How much money would it take to get you to give up the Internet for one year? I actually dont think I could ever do that for any amount of money, its impossible
What color is your bedroom? pink...
What was the last song you were listening to? a song by Hot Rod Circuit
Have you ever been in love? no
Do you talk a lot? no
Do you like yourself and believe in yourself? no
Do you consider yourself to be a nice person? no
Do you spend more time with your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse or your friends? this week its been my boyfriend....but its usually with my friends (a.k.a. Erika lol)
Which musical instrument do you wish you could play? drums
How do you eat an apple? sliced
Have you ever pierced your body parts? yep
Do you have tattoos? no
Do you drive a stick? hell no
What's one trait you hate in a person? annoying and stuck up
What kind of watch do you wear? none
Do you consider yourself materialistic? nope
What do you cook the best? i dont know...
Favorite writing instrument? pen
Do you prefer to stand out or blend in? stand out
Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? yeah
Burial or cremation? cremation
How many online journals do you read regularly? i dont know..whoever posted...
What's one thing you're a loser at? talking to people
If you don't like a person, how do you show it? ignore them
Do you cry in front of your friends? no
What's one thing you like to do alone? listen to music
Are you a giver or a taker? giver
When's the last time you cried? no idea
Favorite communication method? i talk more online, but I like being in person better
How many drinks before you're tipsy? depends on the drink....uhm if its vodka or something it usually takes about 5 shots... with beer it takes about 7 bottles lol
Do you think you're cute? sometimes.
Do you have problems changing clothes in front of friends? not at all
Favorite type of music? rock
What is the sexiest thing the opposite sex can wear that catches your eye? i actually dont know
Do you like to kiss or hug? everyone always says "both". So I'm going to just be honest and say kiss
Are you a workaholic? lol oh yeah...not
Do you watch a lot of television? no
Do you like to shop? sometimes
Would you die to save the life of someone you deeply love? yeah
Do you own or lease your automobile? own
Are your friends married or single? single.
How long have you known your best friend? since about 1st grade so like....almost 11 years
Is he/she married? lol no, but shes engaged, well, kind of
Do you own a Bible? no
What version is it? ...
Do you play chess? no
Do you like the rain? no
Do you like thunderstorms? yes
What's your favorite website? dont know
What was your weight when you were born? dont know
What time were you born? dont know
What year did you graduate high school? 2007
What was your first job? selling ice cream at the evergreen state fair
What is the strangest pet you've ever owned? mice...not really strange but yeah
Do you believe in God? no