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If you are 16 years old now and I rob some of your youth... Do you get younger, or older?

WE SHOULD BOYCOTT 
against the ducking cheapskate school.

Oh and eh.
Happy Children's Day.

There are two important rules for success.

1. Don't tell everything you know.

2.            ......................................

Saw this while blog hopping and I thought it was pretty cool:

It & to
took the make
me stupidest me
a thing fall
few is, to
months I the
to am depth
forget, willing of
but to the
it fall trap
just & again
took pick
one myself
glance, up
one again
smile, even
or when
even you
one don't
word seems
from to
you care.

Try reading it vertically.

I think.
Someone secretly planted pimple seeds on my forehead while I'm sleeping and water it.

Why the sudden spam of zitssssssssss?!

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard.

It was hers. FML

On 09/21/2009 at 6:53am - love - by Wronged (man) - Singapore

Yun Jing: "Why is it that when you stand on your head, your blood rushes to your head. But when you stand on your feet, the blood doesn't rush to your feet?"

Fiona: "Because your veins have semi lunar valves which prevented the backflow of your blood...."

Yun Jing: " *Laughs* NO! It's because your feet aren't empty.

your head is."