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Mr JT Laughter: Well, hello, Jay. Did you sign up for a job in the caf yet?
XmanofmanyhatsX: uuhhh...no
XmanofmanyhatsX: but thanks....
Mr JT Laughter: And why not? Sheila was so looking forward to having you!
XmanofmanyhatsX: *snaps his fingers* well damn it!
XmanofmanyhatsX: she said i just wouldn't look as hot in a hairnet.
XmanofmanyhatsX: lol
Mr JT Laughter: Well, no one can really compare to how hot Spinner looks in a hairnet, right?
XmanofmanyhatsX: agreed.
XmanofmanyhatsX: i'm only second rate compared to him
Mr JT Laughter: Yeah, it's just too bad.
Mr JT Laughter: You could have been great.
XmanofmanyhatsX: *sighs* i had big dreams you know.....
XmanofmanyhatsX: lmao
XmanofmanyhatsX: jk
XmanofmanyhatsX: you caught me in a somewhat good mood
Mr JT Laughter: Alert the media.
XmanofmanyhatsX: haha
XmanofmanyhatsX: funny
Mr JT Laughter: Not really, but give me a break, I'm tired.
XmanofmanyhatsX: and i'm just ready to go clubbing
Mr JT Laughter: Ah, the irony.
Mr JT Laughter: Who with?
XmanofmanyhatsX: mr. bubbles
Mr JT Laughter: Mr. Bubbles... hmm... I myself would have invited Mr. Clean...
XmanofmanyhatsX: we can all go together
XmanofmanyhatsX: have a squeaky clean fun time
Mr JT Laughter: We're all tough guys, too- except they're tough on stains...
XmanofmanyhatsX: or we can get them shitfaced and laugh a lot at them....either one
XmanofmanyhatsX: you think you're tough??
Mr JT Laughter: No, but I think if I say that you might not hack my head off and stick it on the South Tower in London or something in drunken madness.
XmanofmanyhatsX: wow
XmanofmanyhatsX: we're going to london??
Mr JT Laughter: Apparently.
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((this is making me laugh!! hehe...))
Mr JT Laughter: ((Really? I'm very flattered... LOL))
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((oh yeah!! it's funny!!))
Mr JT Laughter: ((Thanks! :-)))
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((lol...no prob bob))
XmanofmanyhatsX: *girly sigh* but i just don't know what to pack!!
Mr JT Laughter: Well, whatever you do, don't forget Mr. Clean.
XmanofmanyhatsX: i thought you had him!!
Mr JT Laughter: You can keep the hotel room spotless.
Mr JT Laughter: Of course not! Does this mean he's been kidnapped!?
XmanofmanyhatsX: we could call roger rabbit!! or dick tracey!! case of the missing cleaner.....
XmanofmanyhatsX: hhhmmm...it would enamor them for days
Mr JT Laughter: Dragnet!
Mr JT Laughter: *dun dun dun dun*
Mr JT Laughter: *dun dun dun dun*
Mr JT Laughter: We'll make millions!
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((pretend he's drunk or something....b/c this is soooo not like him. but i'm have a great time!!! lol))
Mr JT Laughter: ((LOL, okay!))
Mr JT Laughter: You're acting awfully strange. Have you been inhaling Mr. Bubbles again
Mr JT Laughter: ?
XmanofmanyhatsX: nooo.....
Mr JT Laughter: Are you surrrree?
XmanofmanyhatsX: nooooo......
Mr JT Laughter: Didn't think so.
Mr JT Laughter: You know, you should try Mr. Windex. He can get you a lot more giggly.
Mr JT Laughter: Or maybe Mrs. Windex.
Mr JT Laughter: But if you mess around with Mrs. Windex, Mr. Windex will come after you, and we don't want that happening, do we, Jay?
XmanofmanyhatsX: i've heard that windex solves all pain.......
Mr JT Laughter: Hmm. Why don't you go try it?
Mr JT Laughter: Right now?
XmanofmanyhatsX: no...that woldn't be nice now would it jt?? esp. when i tell him that you told me she was available!!!
XmanofmanyhatsX: but nothing on me hurts numbnuts
Mr JT Laughter: Oh, she and I have had many a time together.
XmanofmanyhatsX: now that pinesol lady in the commericals....i'd send her over to you any day...
Mr JT Laughter: I can do better than the Pine-Sol lady! I'm Lysol lady material, Jay, and I resent you saying such a thing!
XmanofmanyhatsX: lysol has a lady??
XmanofmanyhatsX: hhhmmm..i've never seen such a thing....
Mr JT Laughter: Yeah... she's always scrubbing those toilets, remember?
Mr JT Laughter: The talking toilet is nice, too. Maybe you should hang out with him.
XmanofmanyhatsX: now that swiffer lady that dances around in people's houses...that's you
Mr JT Laughter: I'm sure he'd love to go clubbing.
XmanofmanyhatsX: i hear some meanness mr. yorke
Mr JT Laughter: No, no, really.
Mr JT Laughter: I mean, it would be good for him to get out. I hear his life is shit.
XmanofmanyhatsX: oh yeah...you're a riot
XmanofmanyhatsX: is that one the best you got??
Mr JT Laughter: No, but I'm sure you're rolling on the floor already, aren't you?
XmanofmanyhatsX: you're slipping.....*frowns* i think you've just been degraded back to mr.clean
Mr JT Laughter: No, I don't think so.
Mr JT Laughter: I'm not being mean. The talking toilet really should get out, and you're just the one to show him the sweet life.
XmanofmanyhatsX: so is mr. clean moron
Mr JT Laughter: Mr. Clean is wild enough, young man.
XmanofmanyhatsX: ...but now he's missing!!!!
Mr JT Laughter: And keep this on the DL, but I hear that HE messes around with the Swiffer Lady.
Mr JT Laughter: That's probably where he is.
XmanofmanyhatsX: ooooooo.....scandals!!!
Mr JT Laughter: Maybe she killed him. I heard that the Swiffer Lady found him with the Pine-Sol lady AND Mrs. Windex... and get this... Mrs. Butterworth was there, too!
XmanofmanyhatsX: aaahhhh...no love for aunt jehmima??? or betty crocker???
XmanofmanyhatsX: wait...are we branching into foods now???
Mr JT Laughter: No, but that's what makes it so messed up, don't you see?
Mr JT Laughter: It's like that guy who messed around with a monkey and gave everyone AIDS.
Mr JT Laughter: Who knows what diseases the toilet supplies will give the kitchen!?
XmanofmanyhatsX: jt!!!! dont' tell everyone what you do in your spare time!!
Mr JT Laughter: You know, you're quite witty when you're drunk
Mr JT Laughter: .
XmanofmanyhatsX: what you and toby do in your free time is NONE of my business
Mr JT Laughter: Okay, okay, I admit, Toby WAS with a monkey once. But I at least limit myself to closer primates.
XmanofmanyhatsX: i knew it
XmanofmanyhatsX: you, him and liberty all that freaky ass threesome and now we're all infected
XmanofmanyhatsX: i should make my peace w/the swiffer lady before i die
Mr JT Laughter: You really should.
XmanofmanyhatsX: maybe i could hire her to dance at my funeral or around my grave.....
XmanofmanyhatsX: hhhhmmmmmm.......
Mr JT Laughter: But you'll end up getting her pregnant, Jay, and that will cause such disarray in the toilet community.
XmanofmanyhatsX: i'd be dead!!!!
XmanofmanyhatsX: swiffer isn't toilet community dumbass
Mr JT Laughter: The cleaning supply community, then. I beg your pardon.
XmanofmanyhatsX: what do you bed of my pardon??? it's interested.....
Mr JT Laughter: If you ask me, the talking toilet is the one you need to make peace with.
XmanofmanyhatsX: already paid my homage to the porcelein gods thank you
Mr JT Laughter: I didn't need to hear that.
XmanofmanyhatsX: hear what??
XmanofmanyhatsX: i'm confused.......
Mr JT Laughter: Well, that didn't take much.
XmanofmanyhatsX: hey!!!
XmanofmanyhatsX: go fuck your monkey ok?
Mr JT Laughter: IT'S A CHIMPANZEE! Don't say I mess around with monkeys, Jay! That's just sick!
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((heh...let's make a list of things that comes out of jay's mouth that just don't sound right. lmao))
XmanofmanyhatsX: whatever
XmanofmanyhatsX: they pick shit off of you and eat it
Mr JT Laughter: ((LOL))
XmanofmanyhatsX: it's all the same!!
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((sadly i have to go. school tomorrow.....:-( but this was sooo much fun!!))
Mr JT Laughter: No, it's not! At least I'm not messing around with the little white flying monkeys who have all sorts of weird diseases. Chimps are practically human!
Mr JT Laughter: ((Yes, it was! You're hilarious, LOL. Goodnight!))
XmanofmanyhatsX: who said i'm messing around with white flying monkeys?? they lied!!!!
Mr JT Laughter: Uh0huh.
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((no...YOU ARE!!!! lol))
Mr JT Laughter: ((LOL Thanks!))
XmanofmanyhatsX: they were oompa loompas
Mr JT Laughter: HA! I now have a written record.
Mr JT Laughter: I knew it all along!
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((i'm so posting this in his journal of things not to talk to jay a/b when he's drunk.))
Mr JT Laughter: ((LOL!))
XmanofmanyhatsX: i confess....i have a thing for short orange people w/green hair that sing
XmanofmanyhatsX: how'd you guess???
Mr JT Laughter: You know your babies are going to look like a bunch of boiled shrimp.
Mr JT Laughter: That's even worse than monkeys.
Mr JT Laughter: Shame, shame.
XmanofmanyhatsX: ooo....but i like shrimp
XmanofmanyhatsX: it tastes good.
Mr JT Laughter: You eat babies, too?
XmanofmanyhatsX: wiat....that would mean that i would eat my kids!!!
XmanofmanyhatsX: nnooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mr JT Laughter: Jay, I recommend you see a counselor and/or join a support group immeadiately.
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((haha....random thought. have you ever seen clone high??))
Mr JT Laughter: ((LOL no))
XmanofmanyhatsX: ((ooohhh....nm then. it was awesome...that reminded me of a episode. sorry))
XmanofmanyhatsX: for oompa loompa lovers??
Mr JT Laughter: ((LOL))
Mr JT Laughter: No, for parents who eat their children. It's not healthy for society.
XmanofmanyhatsX: or swiffer lady lovers???
XmanofmanyhatsX: i won't eat my kids!! esp if they're like boiled shrimp...that shit's nasty
Mr JT Laughter: All of Swiffer Lady's lovers could start a national database, rathe than a support group.
Mr JT Laughter: I thought you liked shrimp...?
XmanofmanyhatsX: ...not boiled shrimp!!!
Mr JT Laughter: Mmhmm.
XmanofmanyhatsX: we should start the database!
Mr JT Laughter: Yes, I think we should.
Mr JT Laughter: But be warned- Toby has also been with the Swiffer Lady. There's no telling what diseases you might have now.
XmanofmanyhatsX: aw shit
XmanofmanyhatsX: i have to get tested again. *sigh* mrs. buttersworth wasn't too happy w/me last time.....
Mr JT Laughter: And what did you have last time?
XmanofmanyhatsX: syrup poisoning
Mr JT Laughter: I hear that's deadly.
Mr JT Laughter: Good thing you got tested.
XmanofmanyhatsX: it was touch and go for a while there
XmanofmanyhatsX: yeah
Mr JT Laughter: Tsk, tsk.
Mr JT Laughter: My, my, my.
XmanofmanyhatsX: sharona!!!
XmanofmanyhatsX: lol
XmanofmanyhatsX: i hear pounding.......
Mr JT Laughter: Well, I would love to continue this intellectually stimulating conversation, Jay, but unfortunately it's time for me to go to bed like the wimp I am.
XmanofmanyhatsX: i think someone's knocking on my door....hhhmmmm....
XmanofmanyhatsX: good because i have to go
Mr JT Laughter: Don't drink too much.
XmanofmanyhatsX: and if i find mr. clean i'll send him home
XmanofmanyhatsX: chastised
Mr JT Laughter: Tell him Mrs. Windex is very worried.
XmanofmanyhatsX: oh she won't be tonight
XmanofmanyhatsX: lmfao
XmanofmanyhatsX: jk
Mr JT Laughter: I don't doubt it.
Mr JT Laughter: Goodnight, Jay.
XmanofmanyhatsX: tell swiffer i said hello
XmanofmanyhatsX: night
Mr JT Laughter: Why? You'll be seeing her. She's with Mrs. Windex.
XmanofmanyhatsX: *rubs chin w/a grin on his face* i have to go.......
Mr JT Laughter: I bet you do.
Mr JT Laughter: Goodnight.