That's right, it's back. Be very, very afraid!! Mwahahahaha!!
You know what I realized I haven't done in a while? Prattled on whilst watching a tv show. So, I'm going to do that now. And I'm going to do it about Warehouse 13 because I love it and this will be the fourth time I've watched the season premiere. To make it interesting I'm gonna add screencaps.
And here...we....go!!!! :D
"Previously on Warehouse 13" otherwise known as "In case you forgot something or weren't paying attention the first time."
Myka left the Warehouse
And Pete (and all the fans were) sad pandas. :(
So now we're in Jersey City where there is some bad juju-magumbo goin' on. Made obvious by the lightning.
Where ATF is on scene, along with the bomb squad. Because strange lightning coming from a building must mean there's a bomb in it. We have unnamed ATF agent wearing cargo khakis (are those to dress code?) escorting a suspect in handcuffs. Who wanted to use Hendrix's guitar to get laid. And here is ATF agent Steve Jinks, who is absolutely adorable.
And apparently has the ability to tell when someone's lying. And yes Steve, it would be hard to get a date with that particular ability. Apparently "ATF agent in khakis/Chuck" doesn't think very highly of your ability. If you ask me, he's just jealous of how awesome you are. And of the fact that you were Jimmy Olsen on Smallville. <3
Sneaky!Pete is sneaky like a ninja...well, almost.
And apparently Pete is more interesting than whatever else ATF agent Chuck has to say. I call this one: White Rabbit!Pete. Why? Cause just like in Alice in Wonderland, Steve follows Pete down the rabbit hole and into a strange and possibly deadly land.
Go down the rabbit hole Alice...
Artie and Claudia are already inside. And I REALLY REALLY REALLY want an electric guitar. But not one that shoots lightning...on second thought maybe I do. ;) That'd be cool, you could do your own pyrotechnics on stage. Like Dazzler. I also really like Claudia's hair. If I hadn't just got my hair back to the length I've been trying to get it to for forever I think I'd totally get my hair cut like that. And she's a Hendrix fan, which totally makes her even more awesome than she already was. <3
And then of course there's some random screaming chick trapped in a telephone booth. Because instead of getting out of the building when a guitar randomly starts shooting lightning like a normal person she decides it's a good idea to hide in a phonebooth. And so Pete has to go save her, it's only fitting since his father was a fireman after all. While Artie and Claudia use a Tesla grenade on the bomb squad.
"Now Claudia, are you sure about this?"
-"Abso...mostly."
I freaking love them!!
And now Steve is on scene. I like how polite he is. "Slow turn and hands, please." As previously stated, he is ADORABLE.
And of course they lie to him. Which frustrates him. And that's understandable. He handles it infinitely better than I would. I'm pretty sure I'd punch somebody in the face, or possibly shoot them. And he doesn't even blink at Artie's longwinded and strange explination because he knows Artie's telling the truth. That makes me laugh.
"Thank you, go ahead."
So Claudia goes and rocks out with Hendrix's guitar and continues playing it even though she's neutralized the threat, because hello, it's Hendrix's guitar! Pete saves the "damsel in the phonebooth" but doesn't look too thrilled when she hugs him.
Steve is curious as to what is going on and Artie shoots him with a Tesla. "Damsel in the phonebooth" wants to 'show her gratitude' to Pete but he deflects her seduction attempts, covering her up with his jacket. Wow Pete, you're making progress. But you're also worrying your friends. You passed up an opportunity to make boob jokes and get laid? Keep that up and they're going to think you've been bodysnatched.
Precious (I mean Steve) goes home to find Mrs. F the creeper in his apartment. I'm pretty sure I'd make that face too if I switched on the light to find her standing there.
Back at the Warehouse Pete feels like he's having a new puppy stuffed down his throat. So what does he do? Throws a temper tantrum. That's what I love about Pete, he's like a five year old. Claudia pulling an "Artie" on Steve makes me laugh. And then she tries to sell me a car, cause that's what I felt like there. "Artie made cookies." Yeah, cause that's not scary at all. Nevertheless, it does make me want some cookies.
"Artie likes to think of this place as America's attic, but that's really the nickname for the Smithsonian so we need a new subtitle. Pete pitched 'the world's junk drawer' but I quite like 'the library of crazy' or better yet, artifact roadshow. Don't touch the bombs." xD
Artie feeds the newguy cookies, there's something weird going on in the Ancient archives, a lady gets bitten by a nonexistant snake in Denver and the new guy is not a laugher. Poor Pete, stuck with somebody who doesn't think he's funny.
Also, them calling him "Jinksy" is hilarious. Even more hilarious is the fact that he doesn't say 'don't call me that' or anything like that.
"Artie, this guy's got no sense of humor, he doesn't laugh at the jokes."
-"Your jokes Pete?"
"Yes."
-"Give that a little more thought."
Aw, Pete I think you're funny. Most of the time. Actually, Pete kinda reminds me of my cousin Jonny. The things he says may no be laugh out loud hilarious but they always make you smile, even when you don't want to.
"Does that mean you shave your head and dance around in robes?"
-"Only at Christmas." xD
"I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once and had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Frederic. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble."
To me, as a Southerner, there is NOTHING on God's green Earth that makes me want to crawl into a hole and die more than a badly done southern accent. This is the fourth time I've watched this episode and every single time "Creepy FBI Sally" comes onscreen it literally makes me physically cringe. Pete's fake southern accent makes me laugh. Oh Pete Lattimer, you brighten my day.
Am I the only one who thinks that for someone so smart Artie is definitely lacking in the greek mythology department?
"Yes, you were just a child but it's still so vivid..." Lol Claudia.
That bellhop is totally young Noah from Boondock Saints II.
Myka! And her adorable geeky glasses. I just had a sudden burst of inspiration, I'm totally gonna be Myka for Halloween. Yeah, that sounds like a plan. :)
"This is Steve, my new Myka. Steve, the old Myka."
"Oh."
-"Oh."
Awkward.
I like how well Pete and Steve are getting along now. They're adorable. Yes, I like to use that word a whole lot. No, I am not going to stop.
"How do you lose a folio? What's a folio?"
-"It's a book." :D
"Kirk out...oh, and Spock too." \\//
<3<3<3
Artie and his phobia of plants totally reminds me of a guy I went to school with.
And Pete's brain seem to be working slower since Myka's not around. He gets a vibe and let's his partner open a strange envelope left for him at a hotel that nobody knew they were at?
And Myka shows up and saves the day!
"Congratulations, you were almost killed by an artifact, you are now officially a warehouse agent." Yeah, cause that's gonna make him feel good Myka.
I like how Pete's all 'They messed with my team, oh hell no!'
"I am gonna Tesla this guy sterile." That's good dialogue right there. :)
I think Jinksy is handling his near death experience waaaaaaayyy better than everybody else did. He's just having a minor panic attack.
"I get it, it's just that fancy words make me sleepy." Me too Pete, me too. Unless they're spoken in a sexy southern drawl like whenever Ezra on Magnificent Seven would use a 900 word sentence instead of a 6 word one. And then Myka and Pete are snarking at each other. And Steve has to be the voice of reason.
"I'm pretty ok with her being back since she just saved my life and all, so maybe you two can work on your repressed sexual tension sometime when we don't have a book runnin' around trying to suffocate people." Lol Steve. i friggin' love you, and it's only your first episode.
And then he has to take a moment to find his center. And I don't blame him.
Hott men in suits. <3 Yeah, I watch the show for the plot.
Wow, Jinksy just like full on flying ninja tackled that guy. And Myka's pretty impressive in this part. I could do Claudius and Gertrude but the other ones I wouldn't have known. Yes, my Shakespeare is a little rusty I'm sad to admit. :( But ask me about R&G are dead, cause I can almost quote that sucker line for line. Mostly b/c I love that play and the movie version has Tim Roth & Gary Oldman in it and I adore them both.
Anyway, it looks like somebody has been workin' out and is a little proud of themself. I'm not complaining, just saying.
"No charge ladies." Oh Pete, you crack me up.
Blah, blah, blah HG Wells doesn't want Myka to end up bitter like her. Myka comes back and they all lived happily ever after. Except for the guy who tried to kill Steve, he ended up suffocated by "Creepy FBI Sally".
And that concludes this edition of "Bri pretends the world cares her opinions". Thank you, and goodnight. :)
And here...we....go!!!! :D
"Previously on Warehouse 13" otherwise known as "In case you forgot something or weren't paying attention the first time."
Myka left the Warehouse
And Pete (and all the fans were) sad pandas. :(
So now we're in Jersey City where there is some bad juju-magumbo goin' on. Made obvious by the lightning.
Where ATF is on scene, along with the bomb squad. Because strange lightning coming from a building must mean there's a bomb in it. We have unnamed ATF agent wearing cargo khakis (are those to dress code?) escorting a suspect in handcuffs. Who wanted to use Hendrix's guitar to get laid. And here is ATF agent Steve Jinks, who is absolutely adorable.
And apparently has the ability to tell when someone's lying. And yes Steve, it would be hard to get a date with that particular ability. Apparently "ATF agent in khakis/Chuck" doesn't think very highly of your ability. If you ask me, he's just jealous of how awesome you are. And of the fact that you were Jimmy Olsen on Smallville. <3
Sneaky!Pete is sneaky like a ninja...well, almost.
And apparently Pete is more interesting than whatever else ATF agent Chuck has to say. I call this one: White Rabbit!Pete. Why? Cause just like in Alice in Wonderland, Steve follows Pete down the rabbit hole and into a strange and possibly deadly land.
Go down the rabbit hole Alice...
Artie and Claudia are already inside. And I REALLY REALLY REALLY want an electric guitar. But not one that shoots lightning...on second thought maybe I do. ;) That'd be cool, you could do your own pyrotechnics on stage. Like Dazzler. I also really like Claudia's hair. If I hadn't just got my hair back to the length I've been trying to get it to for forever I think I'd totally get my hair cut like that. And she's a Hendrix fan, which totally makes her even more awesome than she already was. <3
And then of course there's some random screaming chick trapped in a telephone booth. Because instead of getting out of the building when a guitar randomly starts shooting lightning like a normal person she decides it's a good idea to hide in a phonebooth. And so Pete has to go save her, it's only fitting since his father was a fireman after all. While Artie and Claudia use a Tesla grenade on the bomb squad.
"Now Claudia, are you sure about this?"
-"Abso...mostly."
I freaking love them!!
And now Steve is on scene. I like how polite he is. "Slow turn and hands, please." As previously stated, he is ADORABLE.
And of course they lie to him. Which frustrates him. And that's understandable. He handles it infinitely better than I would. I'm pretty sure I'd punch somebody in the face, or possibly shoot them. And he doesn't even blink at Artie's longwinded and strange explination because he knows Artie's telling the truth. That makes me laugh.
"Thank you, go ahead."
So Claudia goes and rocks out with Hendrix's guitar and continues playing it even though she's neutralized the threat, because hello, it's Hendrix's guitar! Pete saves the "damsel in the phonebooth" but doesn't look too thrilled when she hugs him.
Steve is curious as to what is going on and Artie shoots him with a Tesla. "Damsel in the phonebooth" wants to 'show her gratitude' to Pete but he deflects her seduction attempts, covering her up with his jacket. Wow Pete, you're making progress. But you're also worrying your friends. You passed up an opportunity to make boob jokes and get laid? Keep that up and they're going to think you've been bodysnatched.
Precious (I mean Steve) goes home to find Mrs. F the creeper in his apartment. I'm pretty sure I'd make that face too if I switched on the light to find her standing there.
Back at the Warehouse Pete feels like he's having a new puppy stuffed down his throat. So what does he do? Throws a temper tantrum. That's what I love about Pete, he's like a five year old. Claudia pulling an "Artie" on Steve makes me laugh. And then she tries to sell me a car, cause that's what I felt like there. "Artie made cookies." Yeah, cause that's not scary at all. Nevertheless, it does make me want some cookies.
"Artie likes to think of this place as America's attic, but that's really the nickname for the Smithsonian so we need a new subtitle. Pete pitched 'the world's junk drawer' but I quite like 'the library of crazy' or better yet, artifact roadshow. Don't touch the bombs." xD
Artie feeds the newguy cookies, there's something weird going on in the Ancient archives, a lady gets bitten by a nonexistant snake in Denver and the new guy is not a laugher. Poor Pete, stuck with somebody who doesn't think he's funny.
Also, them calling him "Jinksy" is hilarious. Even more hilarious is the fact that he doesn't say 'don't call me that' or anything like that.
"Artie, this guy's got no sense of humor, he doesn't laugh at the jokes."
-"Your jokes Pete?"
"Yes."
-"Give that a little more thought."
Aw, Pete I think you're funny. Most of the time. Actually, Pete kinda reminds me of my cousin Jonny. The things he says may no be laugh out loud hilarious but they always make you smile, even when you don't want to.
"Does that mean you shave your head and dance around in robes?"
-"Only at Christmas." xD
"I put on Abe Lincoln's hat once and had an uncontrollable urge to free Mrs. Frederic. Don't think that didn't get me into trouble."
To me, as a Southerner, there is NOTHING on God's green Earth that makes me want to crawl into a hole and die more than a badly done southern accent. This is the fourth time I've watched this episode and every single time "Creepy FBI Sally" comes onscreen it literally makes me physically cringe. Pete's fake southern accent makes me laugh. Oh Pete Lattimer, you brighten my day.
Am I the only one who thinks that for someone so smart Artie is definitely lacking in the greek mythology department?
"Yes, you were just a child but it's still so vivid..." Lol Claudia.
That bellhop is totally young Noah from Boondock Saints II.
Myka! And her adorable geeky glasses. I just had a sudden burst of inspiration, I'm totally gonna be Myka for Halloween. Yeah, that sounds like a plan. :)
"This is Steve, my new Myka. Steve, the old Myka."
"Oh."
-"Oh."
Awkward.
I like how well Pete and Steve are getting along now. They're adorable. Yes, I like to use that word a whole lot. No, I am not going to stop.
"How do you lose a folio? What's a folio?"
-"It's a book." :D
"Kirk out...oh, and Spock too." \\//
<3<3<3
Artie and his phobia of plants totally reminds me of a guy I went to school with.
And Pete's brain seem to be working slower since Myka's not around. He gets a vibe and let's his partner open a strange envelope left for him at a hotel that nobody knew they were at?
And Myka shows up and saves the day!
"Congratulations, you were almost killed by an artifact, you are now officially a warehouse agent." Yeah, cause that's gonna make him feel good Myka.
I like how Pete's all 'They messed with my team, oh hell no!'
"I am gonna Tesla this guy sterile." That's good dialogue right there. :)
I think Jinksy is handling his near death experience waaaaaaayyy better than everybody else did. He's just having a minor panic attack.
"I get it, it's just that fancy words make me sleepy." Me too Pete, me too. Unless they're spoken in a sexy southern drawl like whenever Ezra on Magnificent Seven would use a 900 word sentence instead of a 6 word one. And then Myka and Pete are snarking at each other. And Steve has to be the voice of reason.
"I'm pretty ok with her being back since she just saved my life and all, so maybe you two can work on your repressed sexual tension sometime when we don't have a book runnin' around trying to suffocate people." Lol Steve. i friggin' love you, and it's only your first episode.
And then he has to take a moment to find his center. And I don't blame him.
Hott men in suits. <3 Yeah, I watch the show for the plot.
Wow, Jinksy just like full on flying ninja tackled that guy. And Myka's pretty impressive in this part. I could do Claudius and Gertrude but the other ones I wouldn't have known. Yes, my Shakespeare is a little rusty I'm sad to admit. :( But ask me about R&G are dead, cause I can almost quote that sucker line for line. Mostly b/c I love that play and the movie version has Tim Roth & Gary Oldman in it and I adore them both.
Anyway, it looks like somebody has been workin' out and is a little proud of themself. I'm not complaining, just saying.
"No charge ladies." Oh Pete, you crack me up.
Blah, blah, blah HG Wells doesn't want Myka to end up bitter like her. Myka comes back and they all lived happily ever after. Except for the guy who tried to kill Steve, he ended up suffocated by "Creepy FBI Sally".
And that concludes this edition of "Bri pretends the world cares her opinions". Thank you, and goodnight. :)