I think I will start out at the bottom, since you sent my mind straight there.
Chocolate sauce and buggering Snape in the same letter? I think YOU made me a bit over heated. *fans self*
Well... You could take up a hobby? Like..... mmmm... Okay, I am so gay. I can't believe knitting is what came to mind. Ugh. If knitting came to mind first, maybe it is because you see me and other females practicing this hobby, or, you could just be spending too much time around me. Either way, there is no reason for that "ugh." I ought to spank you. Unfortunately, we all know one of us would enjoy that far too much and your overly possessive boyfriend will come unglued as soon as he reads this.
Don't worry about the poor grammar, his evil influence will disappear over time. You will managed to teach him to use proper English. If all else fails, apply a rolled up newspaper to Siri's nose. :p
I am as much of a grammar junkie as anyone, but, you know, I'll totally back you on this. Sirius wins out over grammar any day. And sex with Sirius? There shouldn't even be a thought process over that. Broken brains for the win! \o/
Also, Sirius, since I know Remus won't, you should really share more about this chocolate sauce business. I know I'm not the only one interested in the full story. Don't leave anything out. :D
Since there's such demand to know more about the incident, I might have to go into a bit more detail about it when I write back to Moony. I mean, it would be rude not to share with our lovely audience.
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Chocolate sauce and buggering Snape in the same letter? I think YOU made me a bit over heated. *fans self*
Well... You could take up a hobby? Like..... mmmm... Okay, I am so gay. I can't believe knitting is what came to mind. Ugh. If knitting came to mind first, maybe it is because you see me and other females practicing this hobby, or, you could just be spending too much time around me. Either way, there is no reason for that "ugh." I ought to spank you. Unfortunately, we all know one of us would enjoy that far too much and your overly possessive boyfriend will come unglued as soon as he reads this.
Don't worry about the poor grammar, his evil influence will disappear over time. You will managed to teach him to use proper English. If all else fails, apply a rolled up newspaper to Siri's nose. :p
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Remus needs a spanking and I know just the person to do it. If you cannot figure that out, you need look no further than a mirror, "Siri"
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Also, Sirius, since I know Remus won't, you should really share more about this chocolate sauce business. I know I'm not the only one interested in the full story. Don't leave anything out. :D
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