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Crazy Phone Day

[ashockingbitch]

Oh, God, I think I'm still drunk. Right. This is Jenny, we met the other day, and here's the deal. You're hot, I'm hot, we're both hot! Let's have some no-strings-attached, extremely athletic sex. Give me a call back when you--can you even work a phone? Give me a call when you learn what phones are. Oh, what am I bloody--

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Re: Crazy Phone Day

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