She said, "My man, you know it's time to get your fingers wet..."

[rocktits]

OK. I'm fucking horny. Someone needs to come to my house and have sex with me. I'm too lazy to get dressed up and go out, but I'm gonna have to get less lazy pretty damn soon because I wants me some sex. It would just be so much easier if someone could just come to me. Ah, wishful thinking. Also, I have no money, so I can't pay $6 to get into

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volunteer

[vicfitz82]

here

[gezus_lies]

Sure, but this time you have to rent the clown, they kept my deposit last week

[rocktits]

Mmmm, queer fetuses taste SO GOOD.

[skivvymcscoot]

only if you wear a prosthetic penis and talk in a real deep voice...