Wal-Mart is fucking scary. Don't go there. Don't even go there sober. Do go in Simmons backyard, but only if you aren't sober. Um... fucking party.

I couldn't resist. Meet ( Spike )

After Florida I will be embarking on the exciting adventure of dual careers. I was hired at a liquor store by my apartment. The owner was nice, but rather intense. He kind of scared me but he was cool lol. A convo we had ( Read more... )

I told them all the ones i love ( Read more... )

As you all know, I enjoy the weed. In English we had to do a paper on the "best" something, be it the "best bicycle," the "best ice cream flavor," whatever. Stoner that I am, I chose "the best way to smoke marijuana--pipe, bong or joint?" I think the paper turned out pretty good so I figured I'd post it on here. Feel free to disagree with my ( Read more... )

I wish I could make acrostics of everyone's names but have them be telling them something that I want to tell them. That didn't make much sense, but for instance: I wanted to tell Jake that he forgot the polaroid pictures AGAIN and he needs to take them so he can scan them (the ones from when we rolled) and I wanted to say something along the ( Read more... )

Counting motherfucking Crows + Goo Goo Dolls, DTE, July 21st.

Tickets go on sale May 6.

Clap your hands in glee and make sure to buy one.

I'd just like to let everyone who wasn't there on Sunday night know that I broke the speed of Peanut Butter. I've gathered that it's a tad slower than the speed of light ( Read more... )

The world is not yours
it is sulfur and oil and canyons
Crayons and cocaine
Whores clicking their teeth
Stubbly haired legs and
Crying babies and
Electric light.
You can write your name in the water
But I’d rather drown in it
I’d rather stare at you with
food in your teeth and know that
I’ve never wanted you
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It's a beautiful day out.

My retarded Interpretive Reading class was cancelled.

I have over an 8th of weed sitting in my drawer at home.

So why am I feeling so down?