"You're in sales. Let me explain to you why I suck as a salesman."

[rocktzar]

Greetings to my avid reader! I am making another update for a few reasons. Most importantly, I don’t know what to do with myself. I don’t have to work tomorrow, I’m tired, I should go to bed, but I don’t feel like it. I FEEL like playing a video game, but my computer is too slow for some of the new ones I bought, and I can’t muster up the

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[ambereyeslupus]

Two things I note from reading this:

A.) Obviously we need to burn Habenero's to the ground, for those who scorn you shall be ruined.

and B.) Make sure you factor in the 3/4 chance of living if you DON'T spin the barrel.

-AmberEyes

[ucbish]

Neal, you truly are beautiful. That was one of the best posts about women I've ever read. I think you and I should start our own magazine about twenty-somethings and the things they lament in life. Hopefully nobody intelligent and ambitious will read this and still the idea. But seriously, you're beautiful. And, you have like 11 times bigger balls than I do. I don't even ask girls out. If it had been me with Habenero girl, I probably would have just admired from afar, thought a lot about asking her out, and then kicked myself in the ass as I walked home having never spoken with her. You, however, take the bull by the horns, and if nothing else, there's something amazing and awe-inspiring in that. At least for me. Keep rocking Neal, cause your math skills are bound to work for you at some point, though I think it's your charm and personality...and wonderful life-sustaining calves...that will ultimately do the trick. And what the hell!? Birthday on the 8th?? If for no other reason then we're hanging out and I'm buying you

[ucbish]

*"and steal the idea."

Yes, I'm replying to my own post for grammar correction purposes. I just received a $40,000 piece of paper in the mail saying I can. Or, something like that.