Comments | rockus_biggus: Law and Order

rockus_biggus

Law and Order

Jan 19, 2006 12:04

Today I had jury duty. i was excited to be participating in the civil system. we get into a room and the clerk comes in and says, "basically you are all retards, so NYS requires us to show you this video". it opens with a bunch of medieval peasants march through the woods with a bound man. the narrator cuts in "in olden times, we used to stick ( Read more... )

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carlhuber January 19 2006, 11:08:12 UTC

I've heard about that video. Sweet. So wait, you weren't selected for the jury?

and that quiet lady with the weird type writer.

Stenographer

rockus_biggus January 19 2006, 14:58:12 UTC

i know what a stenographer is. YOU apparently didn't get the joke. the video was for retards --- retards don't know how a court works / what the hell a stenographer is.

carlhuber January 19 2006, 15:23:52 UTC

oh.

So you didn't answer my question. You didn't mention being dismissed but you also said "i wish i could have been on the jury."

rockus_biggus January 19 2006, 16:39:11 UTC

no i wasn't selected. they got their 7 jurors from the first batch of 12 called.

mulletsrule January 19 2006, 19:34:47 UTC

that sounds like the same video i had to watch when i had jury duty. i got picked though