Driving

[rockus_biggus]

On the way to work i saw a LIVE skunk on the side of the road. I didn't know such things existed in the wild. I thought that some devilish imp flew around with a sack full of dead skunks, dropping them strategically for maximum smellage. Upon seeing a LIVE skunk, i was overcome with a sense of duty and obligation to swerve out of the road into the

Comments

[captain_tragedy]

i got you beat: i once saw a live possum at RIT.

[carlhuber]

What the fuck? Douchebag. Did you follow through with that sense of obligation? That's what Republicans from Texas do, Rock.

[captain_flappy]

ugh. i'm so disgusted with you right now.

[rockus_biggus]

why are you disgusted?

[captain_flappy]

i'm disgusted that one of my friends would DELIBERATLY run over an animal on the side of the road.

[rockus_biggus]

but i didn't. why would i run over a skunk?