Colorful expression

[rockynomad]

Okay people...leave comments with your favorite colorful expressions

Comments

[mystymoonsilver]

"you can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig"
"just because you're chained to the porch doesn't mean you can't bark at the cars"

[theoriginalmcc]

I'm cracking up at some of those. Here are the others I know...

in the few x short of a y category:
bricks / load
bananas / split
trees / hammock

in the not the x in the y category:
brightest bulb /(on the) bush

Rhetorical questions for stating the obvious:
Does a bear sh*t in the woods?
Is the Pope Catholic?

Rhetorical questions for stating the opposite:
Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?
Is a bear Catholic?

Also, one we use at work, for your amusement:
"That went over as well as a turd in a punch bowl."

[patmweav]

You can put kittens in the oven but that don't make them biscuits!

Nuttier than a shithouse rat

Is the space pope reptilian? (Futurama)

[ex_greymaide85]

I say this all the time: That sucks donkey balls!

Also, I am fond of the word craptastic.