i'm raising a flea circus in my room. they already know how to bite, jump and not be vacuumed up. tomorrow i teach them how to die!!!1

so ice cream fun was had today. thank you heather!

( Gratuitous ice cream shot )

so back in the day i had a mo-hawk. which over time turned into an art-hawk-fashion-mullet-faux-mane.

( i'm so fucking ironic it hurts and makes me cry )

i'm making an entry just for this: love calculator

it's summer and i'm really bored.

Ace of Base
The Cranberries
Tom Petty
Alanis Morisette
Garbage

I'm also playing Super Nintendo. Mario Kart tournament this summer.

EDIT: Free fireworks friday, May, 13th at 9:30. will anyone be here. this excites me!

everywhere...it was everywhere. glass across the dinning room and into the living room. it crunched under our shoes. as we picked ourselves up from the phenomenal disaster, we just stared. could this actually happen?! could this really be happening to us?! larsy was lucky. we didn't know how she survived. then i saw, out of the corner of my eye... ( Read more... )

i don't really like photobucket

( fuckin' shit )

i'm saving up good pictures for a delightful picture post. it will be sweet.

i'm sick; which causes me to stay awake all night coughing, sneezing, sniffing and snorting, which causes me to not lie in my own bed so as not to wake another, which causes me to sit on the purple couch at 4am reading Proust, which causes me to become sleepy, which causes me to sleep in my bed again, which causes me to wake up two hours later, ( Read more... )

i am returning to the face of the earth this week. i'll try to remain there as long as possible. i can't make any promises because there are certain people (person) who make it hard to stay firmly planted on the ground. but there are no worries here.