Comments | rod_swollen: i showed the fire marshal my asshole

rod_swollen

i showed the fire marshal my asshole

Mar 22, 2005 20:54

so i guess this will be my last post of my 20s. i dont know if its the fact that i drank an entire liquor room this weekend at fantasm, or if its the fact that i am depressed about growing older, or the fact that i trapsed around in 6 in. heeled patent leather thigh highs and a hot pink bikini for 8 hours which destroyed my feet... or maybe the ( Read more... )

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WHAT A "DRAG"! babytndrluv March 23 2005, 19:15:02 UTC

Seriously, happy birthday dude!
You know it really sucks to go out with your crossdressing boyfriend and have people totally ignore you, it's starting to get to me, hell the only name on Sabrinas picture of us said Sascha, not even a mentionf of his girl of three fucking years, then you forget my name alltogether what is that? I'm starting to develop a complex, I think I'll just have to wear some fucking pasties next year.

Re: WHAT A "DRAG"! rod_swollen March 23 2005, 22:53:10 UTC

no no love, its not as bleak as all that. its just that i was groggy and i also have some friends in daytona named burt and elisabeth, so i just wasnt thinking when i typed it. a very small faux pas and a rather embarassing one i admit. in fact its burts fault cause i mean why should i know two burts. it confused me i tell you! but i changed it! i did, i did.

Re: WHAT A "DRAG"! babytndrluv March 24 2005, 09:22:43 UTC

I figured as such, I wasn't mad (kinda sounds like it huh?) just ponting out an interesting phenomena. I think you and your taint and your balls are fabulous, I thouroughly enjoyed the "Jeff Hall Show".
Happy Fucking 30th!

Re: WHAT A "DRAG"! sabrina_pandora March 24 2005, 02:20:18 UTC

And I'm horrible with names hon- I did mention. I've known you for a year now, and you are definitely NOT chopped liver. Every time I've encountered you you've been sweet and nice to me, and witty all the same. I'm just an old memory lapsed drag queen is all. Point your ire at me, 'cause that's who named the picture (*hangs her head*)

kodakrome March 23 2005, 23:01:18 UTC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NON INLOVE LOVE!

rod_swollen March 24 2005, 13:53:54 UTC

thank you monkey boobs. you should have written a 9 page post about how holy a day yesterday was, but i forgive you.

kodakrome March 24 2005, 15:50:07 UTC

well, i haven't felt the funny lately..

Happy Birthday! amazingjubblies March 24 2005, 01:57:40 UTC

I found your birthday wish from risquewritings and skipped over to your journal. You seem intriguing...

Add me back?

Re: Happy Birthday! rod_swollen March 24 2005, 11:14:43 UTC

absolutely, gorgeous. i lurve to make new friends.

Re: Happy Birthday! amazingjubblies March 24 2005, 11:57:07 UTC

I do, too!

I hope you had a fabulous birthday.

Did you get spanked?

Re: Happy Birthday! rod_swollen March 24 2005, 13:52:34 UTC

i got spanked proffesional style at the convention, but sadly nobody was here to give me a good beating on my birthday.

but i ate the best freakin food ever!

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lynspin March 24 2005, 02:04:41 UTC

Happy 30th:)

sabrina_pandora March 24 2005, 02:17:50 UTC

Anytime at all, little sister. Drop me a line via my e-mail addy in my profile and we'll swap numbers and get together before you leave D-town.

And I'll be here whenever you need me honey. You're one of the good ones, and I protect my own (*hugs*)